Ina Shows The Pocket Pal Around
When strap-ons and a cross-country road-trip cross paths....nothing good could come of it. Ina did exactly that, and exposed the world to The Pocket Pal.
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Ina Plays Some Pocket Pool
This was an interesting thing to get in the mail…I opened the box to find several small packages and a large 8.5"x11" instruction BOOK (which doubled as a marketing brochure). Putting it together I discovered that I had been sent a nice sized, flesh colored dildo and a small, square “holder” of sorts with a super long strap attached to it. We’re talkin’ something around eight feet long. “What in the WORLD?” I wondered as I opened the booklet…and what I found made me laugh so hard I almost fell off my chair.
This picture was taken minutes before we got on the road to drive back home. On our drive, after about 7 hours and after sunrise we decided we REALLY needed to stretch our legs so we stopped to run the dogs in the middle of absolute nowhere Wyoming. Looking off we saw a strange monument and decided to investigate. Before we could get all the way to the monument, Pocket Pal decided it needed some fresh air and so took a break sunning itself on a rock.
Almost inviting, if it hadn’t been 90 degrees. Both my friend and I declined Pocket Pal’s offer of a ride.
Seems that the Pocket Pal is made as a device to strap onto just about anything and make that thing into a “holder” for a dildo (or a vibrator but the version I was sent didn’t have the attachment to control a vibrator’s speed). A chair, a file cabinet, a tree, what ever you like. AND it’s a smaller version of what’s called “The Bed Buddy” which is made to go up against your bed and has multiple places to put dildos and vibrators along it, or so you can vary the height at which your toy is placed. Gracie was sent that one *wink*. Well, honestly, the idea of playing with it wasn’t as appealing to me as the humor I got out of it…sooo…it came with me on a road trip.
I had to do a super quick trip across the country to pick up two of my dogs – straight drive out (no stopping) – same coming back. I found a friend willing to be nutty with me and off we went, the Pocket Pal coming along for the ride.
Sadly – it didn’t get to see the light of day till we were heading back. At which point it found a friend in my friend “Everydave” – he was getting married the next week and his wife and I found this to be the perfect accessory for him!
Instead, we thought we’d see how he worked on a grand scale…
What in the world was this monument for? Strangely enough it was a dedication to President Lincoln and the sandstone it was made from had worn away and his nose was gone. I tried my best to figure out how to get Pocket Pal up there to become his new nose but to no avail.
While Pocket Pal’s adventures weren’t all THAT exciting this trip, I think he may become a regular road trip companion in order to see what sort of places he gets into. Sadly, as a toy to use? Well, he’s just not my type of guy…but he amuses me to no end!
Overall rating: o_o He might work if I didn't have my own hand
o : barely elicited a heavy breath
o_o : would work if I didn't have my own hand
o_O : not too bad, could be good to use with some "help"
O_o : pretty good, take when traveling
O_O! : loved it - go buy it now!