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The Blow-Up Doll We put a blow-up doll through her paces: she is tried out by both CR/LF and a creature created by science fiction.
Traffic was backed up for miles in town.
The giant lizard hated traffic; it always made his day worse.
After a hard day at the office, he didn't think anything could cheer him up...
...however, something was waiting at his door when he arived home!
His mail-order Russian bride, picked up off the internet, had been sent via Priority Mail so he wouldn't have to wait so long.
She was everything he'd hoped for...
...and more than willing for his love!
He took her into the bedroom...
...to fuck her like only a giant lizard can!
He tried to get her to participate in his sick fetishes...
...but she quickly put him in his place.
She first gave him pleasure with her mouth...
Then she allowed him between her legs.
She gasped, "you're so big!", as though a giant radioactive lizard had never heard that screamed before.
Throwing caution to the wind, he flipped her over...
and entered her ass, despite her protests.
She got her revenge soon, though.
"What...what will you do to me?" he cried.
"Whatever I want," she replied.
First, he was sufficiently punished.
"I have a talent to show you..." she said.
She had been a Russian gymnaist in the homeland.
He had never felt such pleasure.
"Now I have talents to show you!" he said.
His tail was for more than just balance!
"Put your tail in my tail!" she cried!
She sucked his nipple...
...and kissed his dorsal fin.
However, she found out that giant lizards have the same problems as most men.
They go limp before the woman is satisfied.
The actual review, of the Vivid Janine Blow-up Doll by CR/LF
Now, I didn't let the giant-lizard-with-the-copyrighted-name have all the fun. Since this is supposed to be a product review, I had to lube up and try her out.
When Gracie & I first inflated her, I was struck by how 'shallow' her entries were -- the faux-vagina seemed barely two inches deep! Gracie (although rather grossed out by the experience) poked and prodded, and found that the 'sleeve' was twisted and folded, and we were able to get it to its full length.
Those creases and folds, however, are not pleasant when thrust against by a penis. It took some gentle pushing and thrusting to get the sleeve to smooth out, causing a few minutes of uncomfortable pain that made my erection go away a bit: I'd recommend using some sort of tool (maybe a dildo) to open her up before trying your fleshy part.
This blow-up doll, as you can see, isn't a top-of-the-line model; the body seems to be a single standard shape, with a custom head attached. The head has three seams in it (akin to the seams on a beach ball). She also has three entries: mouth, ass, and vagina. I'm not a fan of anal, myself, but in the interest of science I had to take the doll from behind, too. Each entry had the stereotypical differences that the natural orifices do: the mouth is soft and shallow, the anus is tight, and the vagina is tight around the opening and looser inside.
I found that I really had to hold onto the doll when 'taking my pleasure': for frontal and anal, I had to lie on top of her legs to keep her from sliding all over the bed, and I had to hold her head in a masturbatory way to get any enjoyment from it. The oral-sex feature is a bit disturbing: the face is completely flat and smooth, so it really doesn't resemble oral to the visually-stimulated of us. Another concerning aspect is size -- not my size, but the doll's size. The plastic legs are molded as though the feet are extended, as though she were lying on her back or standing on tiptoes. Measuring from her heel to the top of her head, the blow-up doll measured just under four-and-a-half feet tall. The height difference made it feel more unusual because she seemed mis-scaled compared to a male of average height like myself.
For missionary sex, however, I do think I would be able to get off. Unlike penis pumps or 'fleshlights', having sex with the blow-up doll resembled actual sex in the way it was performed. You climb on top, put your cock inside, and pump your hips back and forth. I wouldn't say the doll felt like a real woman, but the activity felt more like real sex than simply masturbating, so was more satisfied than some of the other toys-for-boys that I've tried.
There's been talk of using a blow-up doll to complete threesome fantasies; while I don't have those fantasies, I could see how it would suffice. Gracie, also in the interest of science, observed my blow-up doll playtime, and found it strange to watch me have sex with another 'body,' even though it was not another woman. I'd believe that women with voyeuristic desires or men wishing to be watched could benefit from having properly dressed blowup doll with the lights low. Since the fantasy is the key, a man fucking a doll with his wife sitting nearby could satisfy his or her fantasies without introducing the emotional problems of bringing in another flesh-and-blood woman. When the fantasy is satisfied, a blow-up doll is much more receptive to being tossed aside for a man to finish off inside his wife.
At the very least, a cheap blow-up doll like this one would be an adequate, although not accurate, substitute for the real thing, for either lonely singles or couples dipping their toes in threesome sex. If you're spending under $30 on a doll like this, there's no sense of big financial loss if the doll doesn't work out or if it's damaged, as opposed to a Realdoll or a more expensive partner with vibrating attatchments or jelly parts. Because the doll is a proxy for the real thing, it does require a bit of imagination to make it work...but masturbatory fantasies rely on that anyway.
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