TMI Tuesday: Kiss & Tell
1. What is the meanest thing you've ever done/said to a lover/loved one?
I said, "That will be $200." I laughed; he withered.
...I wonder if he ever remembers me. If so, I'm sure it's not fondly. But hey, a bad lay after such a build up? He was with a pro and he should have had to pay.
2. Have you ever had sex on an elevator?
3. Have you ever lied about a rash and said it was a birthmark? OR Have you ever lied about a birthmark and said it was a rash?
No and no. Terribly unethical in my business -- and in any relationship really. (Which reminds me, I do have a story about rashes... I'll have to post that soon.)
4. Have you ever had sex on a beach or in the water at a beach/pool?<
Yes, yes, and in hot tubs, saunas... CR/LF's got a huge soapy fetish, so mostly bathtubs and shower stalls now. *wink*
5. How old are you? How old do you feel? =P
I'm 42 now. Physically I feel about that (but 40 is the new 20 you know). Mentally, I feel like, well, what age is 'like a million dollars'?
6. Have you or your partner been injured so badly during sex that you/they had to go to the hospital?
Close, but no. (That's another story I should share.)
7. Have you been to a strip club or "titty bar"? (Hooters does NOT count.) If so, did you get a lap dance?
Ever been to a strip club? :snort: Of course, darling. Lap dance? Does performing on stage with the national talent (and a vibe) count? :p
Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had a "blog crush" (i.e., a crush on someone, of whatever gender, that you haven't met in person but only know through their blog)? Who? (Link, please, if you dare!) =P
I hate to answer this for fear of hurting someone's feelings somehow or another.