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Lesbian Porn Review: Early To Bed Presents Special Delivery The premise of Special Delivery is direct: "a porn video featuring real-life dyke couples."
The plot is simple, but realistic; an employee at a feminist sex shop (played by Deb Shooter) daydreams (and more) while she packages sex toys for mail orders. For every box she stuffs with toys, she fantasizes about how those toys will stuff other boxes, and masturbates. What you end up with are little stories, interspersed with Deb's solo masturbation scenes.
Read the review ~ and see clips too. I must warn those of you who love your lipstick lesbians, this film isn't going to thrill you. But it's not made too, silly Trix rabbit; it's made for lesbians.
This is an indie porn production, where girls in men's underpants, sporting strap-ons inside them (packing), with breasts bound (an ace bandage to hide them, not a bondage scene), and natural-length fingernails pushing past labia are preferable realities to the "lesbian erotica" made for men which consists of big hair, fake fingernails which could seriously impale genitalia, and come-hither glances to males behind the cameras (and sitting on the sofas at home later).
Side-stepping the issues of just what is "real lesbian erotica", there is no way to impugn Early To Bed for this film. It's as honest a portrayal as you'll find.
As you can imagine from the plot, there is lots of sex toy play in this movie. The first couple to receive their order are Eva and Anja ~ and they can't make it out of the living room they are so eager to play. Err, maybe that should read they do make it in the living room.
The second order Shooter packs for shipping goes to Flora and Benito. Flora's a femme BBW, and Benito's her bound & packing partner. I have to admit that the scene were Benito unzips and proffers strapped-on cock to Flora for fellatio felt awkward. I could say that this was due to the fact that this is the couple's first film shoot; but the truth is, I'm pretty sure I'm the problem with this scene. (Click the pic to watch.)

I just can't fathom anyone receiving pleasure from sucking a dildo; not Flora, not Benito. The only way this evokes any feeling is in the couple's head-space; it's "his" cock, and she enjoys sucking it for him on command. But I was having trouble over-riding my own response to a "give me your head, bitch" attitude for sucking a cock no one could feel being sucked... Being thrust into so much thinking at a time when I wanted to get hot and nasty myself just didn't work for me.
Later, when the couple retires to the bedroom, I was more able to get into it.

So, again, I'm pretty sure the problem wasn't so much with their fucking performance as it was my own fucking problem. (Not everything works for me all the time *wink*)

Deb Shooter's masturbation scenes are fast and furious; intense and hot. Rather like the liquid seen 'round her pussy. *wink*
Anja and Eva, our first couple, have a second scene in bed which I found most moving. Tender, intimate, and hot, it's as erotic as hell. (Click the pic below to see!)

If real bodies, real lesbian couples, and sex toy play all push your hot buttons, then this film is the equivalent of a finger-tip vibe on your clit and fingers rubbing your G. Or at least it ought to incite you to do so. And that's rather the point, ey?
It must be noted that one of our very own Sex Kittens, Libby, was involved in the production of the film. It doesn't change my opinions of it, but it should be noted anyway. (I do have more journalistic integrity than Diane Sawyer, you know.)
Review by Gracie.
Title: Special Delivery
Starring: Anja and Eva, Benito and Flora, and Deb Shooter
Director: Carolyn Caizzi
DVD Feature Length: 81 minutes
Extras: 20 minutes of extras, including case & director interviews and behind-the-scenes footage (That's where you might just see our Libby...)
Early to Bed Productions, 2007
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