Amaretto
Sweet and sour mix
Midori melon liqueur
Pineapple juice

Instructions:
This is a real party drink, and the recipe shows it ~ There are no strict measurements, it's all how you eye-ball this high-ball!

Fill the blender 3/4 full of ice. Pour sweet & sour mix to the top of the ice. Then add about 1 inch of pineapple juice, 1/2 inch of melon liqeur, and 1/2 inch of amaretto. Then blend until it is of margaritta consistency or thinner. Pour into those glasses, sugar rims optional.

The guys who started Bang Bus are just-about-legendary. If you live under a rock & don’t know who they are, it is amazing, as that is where most folks think they live! *wink* But for clarity purposes, those guys from Bang Bus have built a name for themselves as the ultimate ‘typical males.’

They drive ‘round in an old ‘bus’ (which looks like the old VW type anyway), picking up women just to screw them. And I don’t just mean a fuck either ~ they drop them off at the side of some road, usually it looks like the proverbial ‘middle of nowhere.’

Doesn’t that just sound like those guys your momma warned you about? Or was it daddy who said boys were that mean...

Anyway, that’s the premise.

And I say premise because there are many detractors who say it is all staged ~ as if that is a real detraction from a story a tad to close to abduction... But be it ‘real’ or ‘just for fun’ this is how the stories go:

They drive around, they spy a young thing they’d like to screw, and they drive closer, heckling from the open window. Well, sometimes the aren’t so much heckling as they lure her to the bus by asking for directions or some such. Sometimes they even leave the bus to approach her. But sooner or later, they ask her to hop in.

Now most women wouldn’t do it. (Despite what their FAQ says, girls aren’t ‘such sluts.’ But if they didn’t, their wouldn’t be a Bang Bus, there would be a Reject Ride, and it would be run by women!)

But soon her look of ‘what the hell is wrong with you?’ is replaced with a ‘what the hell, why not?’ and she climbs aboard.

There is chat, laughter, flirtation, and some definite mockery, but eventually, yup, she starts to strip upon request or dare...

And from there, it’s hardcore.

What is really nice about the sex is that it is real sex. Not always the most flattering angles, or the best lighting, but then what do you expect in a vehicle? (If all the world’s a stage, the Bang Bus ain’t on it. *wink*)

It’s hardcore, & typical, right down to the obligator face-cum-shot.

However, I’ll say it again, it’s real sex, with rather real bodies. I personally like that a lot.

And you know what? I have to say I like the whole damn site a lot.

I have to say it, because it’s true.

I like the ‘pick up a girl & screw her’ idea. Yup, I even like it when they dump her.

It may not be particularly politically correct of me. It may not be nice. But there is just something about the whole preposterous, prank feel, acted or not, that makes it fun.

So if you like a little fun with your real sex, then take a ride on the Bang Bus, vicariously, of course ~ otherwise, I’ll be laughing at you! *wink*

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