Review of Remote Controled Vibes

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Here a buzz, there a buzz, everywhere a buzz-buzz!

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The Delights of Remote Control Sex Toys

The Unholy Trinity Wears 'em Out

We pruned, preened & prepped. We admired, adjusted & approved of eachother's outfits & makeup. Now, the *real* fun would begin...

We dashed off for our 'lock & load' moments in private, and met in DeeDee's kitchen.

All three of us, flushed & smiling. Really, we never looked so good. The anticipation did more than put a gleam in our eyes, we glowed.

Kat reached in her blazer pocket and instantly we discovered the delights of remote control sex toys.

Gracie had the Remote Control Vibrating Egg & DeeDee the Penthouse Remote Control Massager. Kat had the Penthouse Remote Control Massager as well, but since she is a cliteral-girl, she laid the toy inside her panties...

So powerful were the 3 toys, that the hardwood floor vibrated with us!

We began to giggle.

"Powerful little gems, aren't they?" Gracie said.

"Damn! The floor is vibrating!" giggled DeeDee.

"I think it's tits that they all work off one remote ~ now we all get a thrill at the same time!" gushed Kat.

"The real question is, are you girls ready to take this show out on the road?" asked Gracie. "I mean, we all have to agree..."

"Why the fuck not?" said Kat. "You can take me anywhere with this thing! Just don't make me remove it!" giggled DeeDee.

We put on our coats, we gathered our purses, and we piled into DeeDee's mini-van. (Oh, the irony of a sedate family vehicle loaded with slutty girls wearing vibes!)

We started at our usual spot, ready for an AlabamaSlama. The place was dead ~ maybe 6 other folks inside, all men.

"Nice odds" said Gracie dryly.

We sat at the bar, a bit disappointed to see that Ty was not working, but we enjoyed the look of this bartender ~ but would he be as fun?

Asses barely hit the stools when DeeDee hit her remote button, sending the three of us into lovely motion, yet very aware of being in public.

"The real kicker is you instinctivly want to move your hips, yet you know *that* isn't a good idea here" laughed Kat.

"Yeah, how do we behave when these things are on?" Gracie giggled back.

"We don't behave!" was DeeDee's answer. "Just enjoy it, screw the looks." Leaning ever so delicately over the bar, DeeDee yelled over to the *new* bartender.."We could use a refill down here!" Like a good little boy, Christian came right away. Of course, we couldn't resist, and La Rox flipped the switch. Hearing our giggly moans, Christian asked, "WHAT IS THAT!"

"You mean this?" said DeeDee, showing him the remote.

He got a cute little gleam in his eye...he knew what we three were up to.

"Let me see it." he said. And what does DeeDee do...she GIVES IT TO HIM!!

In exchange for free drinks, of course!

Christian was guite the master: long sesssions that built us up - up- up, then a sudden stop. We three waited breathlessly, hoping for more...

Soon we would return to gabbing, or sipping drinks, then -zap-zap, a few short fixes ~ a reminder of who was in control.

So we let him play his game, but we all agreed, he was pretty damn good at what he was doing.

And so Christian played with all three of us... Long bouts, pauses, short zaps ~ evermindful was he of creating the suspense, building the effects...

Here a buzz, there a buzz, everywhere a buzz-buzz!

Very quickly, our panites were wet...

Not long after, our pants were wet... and Christian mentiond he was rock hard getting hints of our soft, sex scents...

The other guys in the bar started noticing our slight gyrations, when one of them came up between us babbling something or another about his hair. As we sat blissfully sipping our drinks, he couldn't help but notice that not only the chair, but the wood floor beneath was also vibrating...

Being a young pup, he had NO CLUE!! We just laughed and sent him on his way...

Sure, at first we three were a novelty at the bar ~ word spread quickly (and every new person arriving was told of our naughtiness).

But by the end of the evening, Christian had ordered one for his wife, and Gracie had given out the website info to at least 5 others... It seems that many men like the idea of controling a woman's pleasure, even without touching her...

We were living testimonials for the joys of these toys!

Our Individual Product Reviews:

DeeDee on the Penthouse Remote Control Massager:

First of all, no lie, this was my first use of a vibrator. (I was previously a ben wa girl!) This has changed *everything* - I am now a convert! (Not that I will give up my balls, but I have a new toy to mix it up with!)

Kat on the Penthouse Remote Control Massager:

This little powerful vibe slips right inside your panties if you like intense clitoral stimulation. Or you can wear it on the inside. I, of course, tried both. Easily maneuverable, slides between your folds comfortably, and does not show through, even in your tightest jeans. I didn't need new batteries for over a week!

Gracie on the Remote Control Vibrating Egg:

Being a penetration-girl, the egg was super. Thick, with a strong vibration, and by shifting positions, I could send those vibes *anywhere* I wanted. *giggle* We had these toys in for over 5 hours, and the batteries were still stong in mine ~ good enough for private play the next night too! *wink*

Totally worth the price.

Note: The manufacture no longer makes the Penthouse Massager. *sigh* However, we highly recommend the Hands Free Micro Penguin or the Wild Exotics Remote Control Panty.

 

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