Best Gift, Worst Gift - Sex~Kitten.net

DeeDee says: Years ago, at a flea market, I had this regular customer who would come & buy from me. I has suspected he had a crush. One time, just before the holidays, he brought me a surprise gift, and my suspicions were confirmed. He brought me a vibrating Mr Potato Head. *silence* Then & now. I still don’t know how to reply to the gift of a personal massager shaped like an old childhood friend.

Gracie says: He wasn’t my lover ~ but he oh-so wanted to be... so he brought me a gift: A fiber-optic floral thing, in a plastic case. But wait, that’s not all! It also had a tweeting bird inside it. So it was annoying to look at, annoying to hear. Yup, he never got any!

Jewel says: Bunnie slippers and flannel jammies. Even though it might be 23 degrees below zero, he's obviously not seeing you as an object of desire. It's only one step above an ironing board.

Kat says: A deep fat fryer. Yeehaa, so I can put more fat on my already fat ass! (dickhead!)

Merideth says: A toaster. A freakin’ toaster? Ooooh, so sexy! More like ‘Oooh, I am so thinking of myself & my deep-rooted-need-for-toast.’ Shouldn’t appliances be a thing you just replace, like socks? Not something that comes out of your lover’s gift allotment?

Best gifts from a lover/husband/significant other or wanna be lover:

DeeDee says: Coco Chanel perfume. Well, actually Coco, and Coco Mademoiselle. I mentioned that I was sad that I had run out of Coco, my signature sent - one time only! - and he had Coco Mademoiselle delivered to me within a few days! What a surprise! Later on it came out that it wasn’t ‘the right one,’ & he went back and got the Coco too! I love gifts for no real reason, but two?! And all just from one comment! Did I mention I married him? *wink*

Kat says: From my hubby, a Pamper Day Coupon. It was a small piece of paper wrapped up in a ring box. All it said was "Pamper Day" on it and a date. On said date, I was awakened with the most sensuous sex...followed by a steaming hot bubble bath given to me by the grantor of the gift. (hair washing included) Then as I was toweled off, I was sent back to the bedroom, where in a few short minutes was my favorite breakfast of pancakes, eggs, hash-browns, and my favorite flavored coffee. The rest of the day he was at my beck and call...I received back and foot massages for as long as "I" wanted...anything I desired that day was mine...all I had to do was say the word.. It was the one present in all my 20+ years of marriage I will never forget...but that’s probably because I keep on getting it every year. :)

Merideth says: A black leather corset to go with my thigh-high boots!

Rhiannon says: A pair of black lacy panties, an open black bra, wax candles for dripping... and a smile of a promise in his eyes!

Vixen says: A bottle of wine, a pack of cigs, & the door hittin’ him on the ass on the way out. Oh, you were serious?! Bail money? Honestly, I just get generic gift things, so I am only dreaming here. I could seriously fall for a guy who gave gift certificates to a real, professional masseuse.

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