When a greeting card isn't enough, & a gift is 'too much,' what's a sex kitten to do?

For example, when you're having the girls over for a bit of fun, besides a bottle of nail enamel, what little token gifts can you surprise them with? And what inexpensive token gift can you give a man that will stroke his ego, or appropriately deflate it, if that's the direction you need to go...

Here's a $5 surprise, sure to make them laugh out loud, or at least smile broad-ly. OK, they might also wince. It all depends on which one you give, & the personality of the gift receiver.

Mabel's LaundrOmat makes a fun line of novelty products. Retro in style, corny by design, and full of raunchy humor.

I recently sent some of the hard working sex kittens these little boxes of humor, & this is what they had to say:

Tess, who received Sexy Mama Body Detergent, said: "Who knew detergent could increase sex appeal?

The package proclaims "Now with Cleavage Activator!" and I must say my cleavage does appear to be a bit more active since I started using this body detergent. Maybe it's because I'm constantly jiggling it in front of the mirror and squeezing my tits together to admire my fine sexy cleavage. Well, I used to do that before, but not as much."

ADeadHeart, who received Bitch Body Detergent says: "Some weird woman sent me nifty box of soap in the mail one day.... Bitch Body Detergent. Gee… thanks. (No really…thanks!)

The box it comes in is just great… and, since it apparently contains a PMS neutralizer, today was a good day to test this out.

At first I was not sure if I was actually supposed to use the product….it looked so cool that I just wanted to set it on my bathroom counter and be proud."

~ Oh yeah, these little boxes, though novelty items, actually have product inside.

As far as the soap itself, they all appear to have the same ingredients, including the men's options. And as far as the reviewers were concerned, the soap is less than a luxurious pampering treatment.

Tess notes: "It's a blue powder; I found it rather hard to apply. I sprinkled it on myself and rubbed it in, watching closely to see myself become sexier before my very own eyes. The powder clumps together in pasty little soapy lumps, which I then smush together to make a miniature bar of soap. I did enjoy making little soap sculptures, including a very lifelike two-inch penis complete with balls. That made me feel pretty sexy."

Gaelle, who received Slut Body Detergent, writes: "Two young lesbians enjoy a hot soak together in their newly washed bathtub. One of them (Lesbian A) offers up a trial product, Ultra Slut Body Detergent. She shows her lady-friend (Lesbian B) the package, a miniature of what one would expect to find in their laundry soap aisle, and they take turns sniffing at the box, liking what their olfactory senses report.

Lesbian A pulls the inner package from the box and unseals it, pouring a handful of baby blue powder into her palm. She uses her other hand to wet the back of Lesbian B before attempting to lather it on. Some bubbles appear, but the powder congeals together to create gooey blue clumps, some of which fall right into the water below. Lesbian A hurriedly scoops up more water to dilute the chunks still stuck to Lesbian B’s back. She rubs vigorously according to the package, but it only moves the sticky clumps from her lady’s back to her hand. Large blue clumps float in the water around them and begin to cling to the porcelain.

Lesbian A rubs her hands together under the water to get the soap off and alternately splashes water on Lesbian B’s back to rinse the few bubbles and clumps still clinging. They prematurely exit the bath, blue goop congealing to their legs, and rub the remnants off with the towel. Lesbian B makes Lesbian A wash the bath again, as a film of blue bits litter the sides of what had been a newly cleansed tub.

Needless to say, Lesbians A and B did not enjoy the soap once outside of the package, but they did find it to be a fun little trinket and have since stored the box and remaining detergent in a visible place for guests to comment on."

ADeadHeart says: "...I owed her something, so I figured the least I could do was wash my hands with it. I carefully opened the package, not wanting to damage my newest bath décor item, and checked it out.

Gotta say that it smelled exactly like the detergent it is intended to mock. (Maybe if I run out of laundry soap??) I was almost glad I had decided not to bathe with it, since at this point I was convinced that perhaps it was the same gravelly consistency. But no…it was very soft and smooth, almost like talcum powder. It created very little lather, but rinsed clean with hardly any residue, and seemed to soften my hands. So I assume there is some kind of moisturizer in it. (Read the ingredients and I only knew a few but it seems ok.)

Personally, I don’t think this stuff was really intended for use. The packaging is just too hysterical...and accurate."

So, the soap isn't the ultimate in bath luxury. But for $5, what else can you buy that brings such giggles? (Giggles, & apparently, a hot home decor item.)

I also bought Stud, "Testosterone In A Box!", for CR/LF (main squeeze, and dealer in 'Obligatory Soapy Pics'). And wouldn't you know it, as the ingredients didn't offer enough 'bubble action,' he wouldn't open it either. Once again, a new home decor item is born.

You can find some of the Body Detergents at Amazon, but all 42 of them (along with '5 seasonal titles') are found at Mabel's LaundrOmat, along with some other products in the same fun themes & cool packaging.