The Mega Clit Saucer - Sex~Kitten.net

Instructions:
Pour the Genever in a glass, fill it up with bitter lemon, add some ice cubes and you are ready to see UFOs or other flying things!

Also in the box was the on/off regulator, with various speeds, that plugs into the top of the saucer. I commenced to putting in the required 3 double-A batteries and flipped the switch. With 3 double A's, this puppy should buzz me into another world. I slid the adjuster to the high position, and it gave off a strong vibration in the palm of my hand. I thought this toy was would soon be my new best friend.

Upon arrival at our hotel, and after a few drinks in the hot hub, I was ready and willing to try the Mega Clit Saucer. So out of the goodie bag it came. Again hubby and I laughed, and played with the regulator. Now to strap this thing on. I untangled the thin, elastic straps and stepped into them. The straps are very thin and the adjusters are very small. Making it a bit difficult to to get it on just the right way. Next I positioned the Saucer and asked hubby to tighten the straps. To get good contact, you really have to make the straps tight. So tight in fact, that they dig into your flesh, making it slighly uncomfortable. Next was plugging it in to the regulator, which has a very short line, so you must lay very close to each other. Which is nice, but restricts alot too. Hubby then slid the regulator to the lowest postion. I could feel a slight vibe, but because I was wet and slippery, the saucer slid out of position. Of course, hubby replaced it, and made the straps a bit tighter still.

He then turned it up a bit more. Again, I could feel the slight vibration, but for me it wasn't enough. So I asked him to switch it on high. Again, the saucer slid out of place, and due to my wiggling and writhing, the plug came out of the speed regulator. Now, laughing, we thought that it may have a better chance of staying in place, if hubby or I held it. That did work, but again, restricted our hands to touching other body parts and each other.

Honestly, I don't think a sex toy should be this much work. We did also try it in the doggie position..but again, I had to hold it in place with all that banging going on. Eventually, I did reach the big "O", but it was not due to the buzzing saucer, as much as it was due to my hubby's waggling tongue. ;)

So, for those who want a good laugh during playful sex time, this toy is it. But for those wanting serious clitoral stimulation, I say stick to your handheld vibe or your partner's tongue.