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Breasts... what do you call 'em? A list of common, funny and strange words, for what I call, our breasts. Most, probably call them breasts, but throughout my years on this planet, I have heard them called many different things. Yes, this is my list of other words that both men and women have used now and in the past for breasts. I have a friend, who calls them her sisters. I like that one. I don't recall however, if she named them. I've also polled a ton of folks, men and women, for their words..and let me tell ya, some of these are pretty funny, and needless to say, a bit strange. So here we go...
The most common word on the list begins with the word I believe was one of the first ones out of everyone's mouth. Boob and/or boobies. Per the dictionary, the word boob actaully means a dolt, or dummy. What that has to do with breasts, beats the shit out of me!
The rest of these are in no particular order, because if you think I was going to sit here and alphabetize them..well, you're wrong. I have laundry and shit to do, ya know? ;-)
Lets begin with the most unusual and work our way down. Here we go...
Rib flaps, (rib flaps?) YUCK! That one came from a man. Peaches, tits, titties, knockers, hooters, bosoms, mammaries, mams, melons, teetas, balloons, rack, antlers, mosquito bites, jugs, bazookers, bazoombas, cahoonas, cachongas, geminis, glands, globes, torpedoes, nips, coconuts, dirty pillows, cushions, puppies, air bags, alps, love apples, baby feeders, bangers, beacons, bigguns, bonkers, boomers, boy baiters, bust, cha-chas, cock warmers, cones, head lights, zingers, zonkers, boomers, bangers, bangles, cans, cheek warmers, jutters, humdingers, missiles, mountains, tooters, woofers, tweeters, udders, weapons, whammers, wonkas, yum-yums, the awning, backbreakers, big berthas, boppers, cannon balls, eggplants, milkers, duds, milk duds, doobies, da-das, mamas, papas, and cantelopes.
That's not all that was on my list, I saved three of them that were my absolute favorites. These come from a fabulous friend of mine who is 85 years young. And they are (insert drum roll here)
Sweater puppets
Lucky Charms
and last, but not least..... OMIGODS! :)
Now come on over to the boards and tell us Kittens what your favorite breast words are...come on, ya know ya wanna. ;-)
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