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Penis Pump Forces Man To Move ...but will it move him? A review of the Peter Sucker ~ Does it suck in a good or a bad way? Little Penis
Ingredients
* 4 oz. Vodka
* 3.5 oz. Orange Juice
* 2 Crushed Ice
* 2 oz. Gin
mix in a highball glass and stir.
Review of The Peter Sucker, by Karsh
The pump... well, that's a story. My apartment complex recently did fire extinguisher inspections and when I came back home from work, I noticed the pump was gone and a note was taped to my door. Some gibble-gabble about possessing "sexual contraband" (ah, the South!) and how I'd have to come and get it back during normal business hours because there were now concerns about me violating my lease terms.
All over a friggin' penis pump. I was already thinking of moving, but their idiocy just hastened my decision. I did get the pump back and tried it out...
Not much can be said about Doc Johnson's Waterproof Purple Haze Peter Sucker Multi-Speed Vibrating Penis Pump that hasn't been said about any other penis  pump. You strap it on, pump it up and...well...pump it up. By design alone, the Purple Haze is already slightly above average, if only because it's purple. For extra stimulation, the Purple Haze model includes a varying vibrating control, in case you need a little more mojo. Sadly, this product needs a lot more than that to make it a real winner.
First, the pump comes with two sets of instructions. One shows how to add 2 AA batteries (not included) to the pump and how to operate it, and the second is for a regular vibrator. Why that was included was beyond me; I was still searching through the packaging to find what I hoped would be a mini-vibrator! The main hindrance for me was the comfort fit jelly donut, which greatly restricts the size of the penis which can be used with the tube. I have pretty substantial girth, so manning the pump even while completely flaccid was quite a feat. Had I gotten an erection, I definitely would have been stuck with a very painful experience. For future models, Doc Johnson should have different sizes of the jelly donut. What's worse is that when the jelly donut is taken off and the pump is used without it, the Purple Haze has little to no suction. The vibrator, while powerful on the outside, barely registers a tremor once you've got it on.
Peter Sucker aside, this pump plain sucks.
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