Libby is "The Biggest Pervert"

My first night in Minneapolis, while hanging at Jewel's house with the girls (and CR/LF), Gracie gave us a choice of sexy games we could play. We all unanimously decided on this "Who's the Biggest Pervert?" game because it seemed the juiciest. Gracie and CR/LF already seemed to be the experts at this one, explaining to us the rules of play. The playing board mimics the bottom of a shower stall, with big white blotches of jizz snaking their way to the drain. The object of the game is for each player to move, blotch by blotch, towards the drain. The first player to reach the drain wins!

Each player chooses a game piece and takes turns reading questions of a selected card. If the card is blue, only the selected player answers the question. If the card is orange, everyone in the group must answer the question and if the card is purple, everyone except the selected player answers the question. A "yes" will move a player forward one blotch. Answering "No" to a question does not move the player at all. Admitting that you don't know what a question means will move you back one blotch. Any questions? Direct them to Gracie.

So Tess, Suki, Gracie, Jewel, CR/LF, and I took turns going around the circle answering questions such as "Have you ever used a whip during sex?" (Uuuh, yeah), "Have you ever propositioned a police officer to get out of a ticket" (No, but Tess has!), "Have you ever streaked?" (Suki, in the 70's), "Have you ever swallowed cum?" (I think CR/LF said no to this one... or did he?), "Have you ever filmed a homemade porn?"(Tess again), and "Have you ever gone on two or more dates in an evening?"(Quite a few of us have, apparently). Jewel, Tess, and I were neck and neck in the lead (with Gracie and CR/LF lagging way behind) with Jewel up front until I came across the question "Have you ever felched?

Thinking felching was when you remove a dildo from someone's ass and er, find some leftovers, I answered, "Yes I have!" in hopes of moving into the lead. Immediately CR/LF turned to me with a look of horror on his face and replied, "You have? When? Where? Tell the details!"

Uh oh. Apparently I hadn't felched after all. Turns out felching is when you suck cum out of a guy's ass. I can assure you I haven't done that. The other ladies fessed up to not knowing what it was, but our experts CR/LF and Gracie insisted that since I was caught in a lie, I had to move back to starting point on the board. I begged and pleaded with Gracie about not knowing the rules, but she insisted. I was back to square one, waaay behind the pack

However, Libby plays to win and I was determined to prove to all that my perverted-ness would pay off in the end. What may be the biggest comeback in the history of this board game, I managed to rally from behind the pack to running neck and neck with Jewel and Tess once again. After we all were forced a step back with the "What is a Tahitian Face Mask?" question (don't ask), I inched my way to the drain with a blue card, beating Jewel and Tess by once blotch. Even I was shocked at the final outcome. There I was, "The Biggest Pervert" in a room full of admitted perverts. Talk about a comeback.... this one I will never forget. What else could I say in the end except, "Let's watch some porn!"