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Red Hot Lover
Shake all ingredients for couple of seconds. Pour into ice filled hurricane glass.

Ingredients
* 2 shots Vodka
* 75 ml Orange Juice
* 1 dash Grenadine
* 2 shots Peach Schnapps
* 75 ml Strawberry juice

Lover's Secret Kit, reviewed by Tess and her toyboy

The box is enticing: glossy black with red hearts, promising a "perfect night of passion." Woot!

His eyes lit up when I opened the package and emptied it on his bare stomach. He obviously had noticed the label on the two little bottles of "oral delight" lotion. It's called Good Head and the Tease is always up for trying something that involves my mouth and his dick.

Both the strawberry and the mint flavors come squirting out of the bottle with an intoxicating, delicious aroma. They smell good enough to eat. Unfortunately, after slathering minty Good Head all over his cock and diving in for the first scrumptious taste, I came up spluttering and spitting while he howled "Hey that stuff's cool!"

Not cool like in "Cool, dude." Cool like in menthol-ow-it's-too-cool-almost-burning. So I had to hurry up and lick it off the poor man's most sensitive organ, grimacing and wiping my tongue with my fingers to get rid of the taste. Not a hint of mint in the flavor. More reminiscent of Elmer's glue.

Like a trooper, my Relentless Tease allowed me to experiment with the strawberry flavor as well, just so I could form a thorough opinion. I applied a smaller amount, in a relatively small region, for quicker clean-up. No burning this time, but the taste was no better.

Tossing the colorful little bottles aside, we turned to the other goodies in the Kit. Ah, these are for me. A vibrator covered with a pink rubber sleeve with rows of delightful little bumps. I know just what to do with that. And strawberry-sundae flavored body butter. Time for the Tease to get busy.

First we had to find two C batteries, which we swiped from a flashlight. Then he turned it on and commenced to turning me on, running the soft pink vibrating shaft up my inner thigh and into the folds of my pink vibrating pussy. Well, he was kissing me and stuff, so by that time it felt like it was vibrating anyway.

Rather nice, but no more powerful than the A-size-battery-powered vibrators I've used. The loose-fitting screw-on lid for the battery compartment doesn't stay closed so the vibe operator must be certain to keep a grip on it, lest it come undone and stop vibrating at a crucial moment.

Now for the body butter. I lay myself out like an English muffin, waiting to be buttered. Where's that yummy strawberry sundae scent? This stuff smells like the bottom of my dirty clothes hamper. The texture is like a lotion, just rub it in and it disappears. No sticky residue, but the smell does sorta cling for a while. Neither of us felt inclined to taste it.

So my lover and I would have been just as happy to allow Lovers' Secret Kit to remain a secret. It seems Doc Johnson put more into the packaging than into the products.