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PRODUCT REVIEW: Organix Pink - 8 Inches Thick I’d give you my first-hand opinion, but there is no way this thing is getting inside my pussy. Pink Cream Fizz
In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine the gin, lemon juice, sugar, cream, and grenadine. Shake well. Strain into a Collins glass almost filled with ice cubes. Add the club soda. Stir well.
Ingredients
* 1 tsp. Grenadine
* 1 oz. Lemon Juice
* 1 tsp. Sugar
* 4 oz. Club Soda
* 1 oz. Light Cream
* 2 oz. Gin
PRODUCT REVIEW: Organix Pink 8 Inch Thick. Sex Chemistry Blend!
“Strong yet flexible jelly surface. Prickly ridges for additional stimulation. Pointed tip for easy insertion. Measure 6½ inches in usable length 2 inches in diameter and 5½ inches in circumference.” By Doc Johnson
I finally got around to using this product with my lab partner and the experiment has provided us with the following results:
After about three minutes of:
- Oh, sorry, I didn’t know it was going to bend like that
- I really feel like I’m jamming it in there, are you okay?
- Eew. I don’t like the ways it feels.
- Eew, it almost hurts
- Eew. Please. Stop. It’s rubbing me raw
We gave up and tossed it aside with the others in the useless box of shame.
She had to take four days of sick leave to recover from the raw feeling inside. Well, she didn’t have four sick days to take, so she got fired and now we’re being kicked out of the house and my parents aren’t talking to me because I finally had to tell them the truth amid the chaos and upheaval caused by this devil device.  It doesn’t go over too well that you tell your parents that the reason you have to move is because your girlfriend got fired because she called in sick from being fucked literally raw with a silicone dildo.
Granted, it’s not true, she didn’t have to take those sick days and I still haven’t disclosed my sexual preferences to my parents, but the raw feeling is real. It wasn’t horrible and didn’t last for days, but she said it was irritating and unpleasant. I’d give you my first-hand opinion but after a comment like that, there is no way this thing is getting inside my pussy.
Rating: BOO
Review by Gaëlle
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