Betti Mustang's Grab 'n Go Sex Tip
Betti Mustang has a snazzy sex-tip for all you sex-kittens out there. It's called "Grabbing the Bull by the Horn" or, I guess you could call it "Grabbing the Cat by the Tail".
Whatever you want to call it, it'll make you popular with the boys. This, by the way, is what Betti's Magic 8-Ball revealed to be of the utmost importance for the week...
Not to get all Cosmo on you, but:
This week we’re going to focus on a little technique that I call “Grabbing the Bull by the Horn”. Yeah, “horn”, not “horns”... Unless, of course, your man has two dicks.
“Grabbing the Bull by the Horn” is all about taking the sexual initiative. Women who wait around for the man to make the first advance when it comes to nookie are far too common. I’m sick of common, and frankly, so is your man.
I promise that stumbling across a sexually aggressive female who straight-up grabs him by the dick and says, “I want this inside me, NOW” is up there with his secret Jessica Alba (wearing nothing but bikini bottoms while sitting next to him at the bar) fantasy. Granted, you may never care to attempt to fulfill that testosterone-filled need (I mean, who really wants to be Jessica Alba anyway?... sigh), but grabbing his dick and demanding on-the-spot sex? That's a big CAN DO.
As always (and you’ll hear this from me often) you need to remember that FANTASY AND REALITY ARE DIFFERENT. While he may jack-off to the thought of you riding him like a good-lil’-cowgirl during half-time in front of his buddies, chances are he would be super uncomfortable if you tried it in real life. Then again... Know your man.
Good times to try “Grabbing the Bull by the Horn” are:
As soon as he gets home-- Meet him at the door, skip the formalities, unzip his fly and take him right then and there.
In the kitchen-- So, he grabs your ass when you do the dishes right? I know, it would be more of a turn-on if he’d take the sponge from you and finish your chores. Anyway, this is a perfect time to use your new technique. Hop on the counter, spread those legs and call him over. When he opens his mouth to ask you what’s going on, quiet him with a kiss. Now grab that horn.
On a date-- When you’re just about done with dinner, the movies etc. stroke him on the sly and tell him that you just can’t wait to (whatever it is you want to do). Stroking him and simply saying that you’re really horny will also do the trick. Theatrics are better saved for romance novels.
The trick behind “Grabbing the Bull by the Horn” is being the spontaneous aggressor. This means that you MUST do this when he’s not expecting it. If you wait to be aggressive until after he’s already initiated foreplay, you’ve missed the point. Don’t be afraid to take the lead. Seriously, he’s been waiting for it.
There are a gagillion ways to use this technique. Improvise and have a great time this week.
Until next time.
P.S. Yeah, I know it's a little on the male-chauvinist-pig side, but this technique is worth a shot. Do unto others and all that shit, right? Right.