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My Favorite Christmas Gift Christmas can bring out the best and the worst in some of us; dependant upon how good your gift is presented. Most people will conform to the old saying, “it’s the thought that counts”, which really means, “you cheap b*@#!%&”. But once in a while you get that perfect gift that makes you feel like you’re on top of the world.
Christmas Eve of 2003 was a special one for me and my girlfriend since we had spent so many holidays apart. We had talked about getting married for some time, but neither one of us took that first step to pursue it. I was celebrating Christmas with a 60oz Heineken, as I do best, when she asked me to come into the bedroom with her. Unsure of what she had planned, I left our guest in the living room to see what she had in mind.
She grabbed my hand and led me staggering into the dark bedroom where she pushed me onto the bed. It wasn’t hard for me to fall since I was on my eighth glass of beer. She straddled me and ripped off my clothes encouraging me to do the same to her. I obliged her enthusiasm as she sucked my nipples, kissed my stomach, and teased me with her tongue. I was so ready for more when she said, “you do me first”.
At this point I would have done anything to keep this party going, so I laid her down on the bed and began to return all of the favors that she afforded me. I started to “go down” on her with my tongue and she told me that she wanted me to finger her. The moment that she said that, I started to think, “Damn, Christmas makes you really horny”.
Once I began to explore her love with my hand I felt a hard metal object that was not supposed to be inside of her; so I stopped. She giggled and told me to continue. I thought that the beer had gotten the best of me so I tried again, but still this metal circle was there. I got up and turned on the light to make sure that I had my hand in the right spot. She laughed for a minute and then she asked me to put my hand back down there and get my Christmas gift. With much hesitation I fiddled around and pulled out a one karat diamond ring.
She looked at me and asked “will you marry me?” I looked at the ring, I looked at her, and I asked, “Is there a bracelet in there too?” Of course I said, “Yes” and to this day that remains to be the best Christmas gift that I have received.
Next year I’m going to ask for a truck.
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