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Doc Johnson's Red Boy : A Big Dildo for Even Bigger Appetites "Ouch!" is what you'll be hearing if you decice to spring this toy on your partner. Featured Recipe: Red Dog Martini
Ingredients:
* 6 parts vodka
* 1 part ruby port
* 2 teaspoons fresh lime juice
* 1 teaspoon grenadine
* Lime twist
Instructions:
Combine liquid ingredients in a cocktail shaker with cracked ice and shake well. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass and garnish with lime twist.
Libby Gives The Red Boy A Try
When Gracie first sprang this big boy on me, all I could do was laugh and gasp in horror. The Red Boy is a giant cherry red 8-inch strap on made especially for those who like to "play rough". Accent on the rough part. I was honest with her...I didn't know anyone who'd be able to swallow this bad boy, in any hole.
The detractor here is not so much the length, but the width of the dam thing. The actual circumference of the dildo is 7 1/2 inches, making it almost as think as it is long. My mouth doesn't even open up wide enough to swallow the thing and if there's a pussy or ass wide enough out there trained enough to take this, then I'd have to say that's one deep pit. Ouch!
The dildo does come with a handy snap-on belt harness, but the toy itself is hollow, making it almost impossible to insert into someone unless a base toy is put inside of it. The outer layer is smooth and shiny, but hardly durable for repeated usage. However, I don't think that's a problem with this one.
The best use for the Red Boy, I've found, is just for show. A client of mine who is a newbie to anal play, but always on the quest for bigger and better ass toys, find this one particularly amusing. Whenever he asks if I have any new toys, I pull the Red Boy out and say "How about this one?" to while he laughs and replies "Oh,no,no,no!!!" It's fun to scare people with, if nothing more. I've found that if you beat someone on the head with it, it does create quite the headache.
My best recommendations for the Red Boy are for a gag gift, photo shoots, and as a weapon. Because if you were to actually fuck someone with this, boy would it hurt!
Review by Libby
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