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Doc Johnson's G Spot Tickler Different strokes for different folks? Angela and her friend, Nanette, give you the skinny on their experience with this #1 selling sex toy in Japan. Let’s get this straight: I am not a fan of "sex toys." I think they are silly things—all buzzing noises and brittle plastic. What, pray tell, is so sexy about that? But I’m a trooper and a team player. So because my fellow kittens-in-crime seem to generally agree that sex toys can be fun and I’ve yet to find my G Spot, I thought I’d give this particular toy, Doc Johnson's G Spot Tickler, a try.
 Let’s just say the experiment was less than successful. But I do have a friend that seems to have an affinity for such things (remember Nanette and Mr. Happy?), so we went shopping for a “twin” for her to try out. Then we got together at Starbucks to compare notes:
Nanette: I don’t see why you didn’t like this, Angela. I actually had one of the best orgasms I’ve ever had.
Angela: I think part of the problem is that sexy toys are always so flimsy. It sounds weird, but I just don’t have any respect for them.
Nanette: It’s not about respect, it’s about getting off.
Angela: For you, maybe, but I’m wired differently…I guess.
Nanette: You probably didn’t even use it right.
Angela: Who knows? It didn’t come with directions, which kinda irked me.
Nanette: Look here...
Angela: Good Gawd, Nanette, put that away. I can’t believe you brought it with you.
Nanette: Geeze! You’re supposed to be the know-it-all sex goddess. Nobody is watching us, so just relax. Look at this and tell me what you did with it. How did you use it?
Angela: I put this side up inside of me and held this part. Now put that away. Put it back in your purse.
 Nanette: No, not yet. Look at this. You were doing it all wrong. This part goes inside of you. That part goes against your clitoris. And I am telling you, if you would have done that, you probably would have had multiple orgasms. Did you read the cardboard inert that came with it?
Angela: I do not believe you brought that too.
Nanette: But look what it says, right here: “Japan’s Number One Best Seller.” Why do you think it is a best seller in Japan? Because it is awesome, that is why! I love little bugger. And, apparently, so do a lot of other women.
Angela: To each their own, Nanette. Now put the toy and the insert away. That guy is watching us. I think he saw it. You are embarrassing me.
Nanette: Ohhh... He’s a cutie. Maybe he’d be interested in coming home and playing with me and my new toy.
Angela: I’m going to kill you! Let’s get out of here.
***So there you have it: One thumb up from a sex toy expert and one thumb down from a prissy sex goddess. You’ll just have to judge for yourself!
© Angela
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