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Hormones The Sex Kittens are about to let loose on the subject of hormones. Hold on, it's going to be a bumpy ride. We've got 'em, we have to deal with them.
But ha-ha so do you.
Weepy? Ah, yes, but are those tears of joy, sorry, anguish or are our eyes just dry? You might want to know before you offer your shoulder or worse yet, try to dismiss our tears as part of being on the rag...
Angry? Yup. You betcha. But just because we are hormonal, doesn't mean you aren't a jerk with some explaining to do. Like Paranoid Paul tells me, just because he's paranoid, it doesn't mean someone's not out to get him.
Manic with laughter? ...this might be the scariest display of them all... especially if it accompanies an overture for sex. Accept, or deny, at your own peril... after all, we made the offer at our own peril...
Are we held hostage by our hormones and their tight grip on the reins of our emotions? Maybe... But we wouldn't trade for life without them. Note I didn't say 'a life as a man' because, kiddos, men have hormones too. And theirs can make them just as stupid, helpless and riddled with insecurities. Not that they'd admit to it, of course. They think they have theirs under control. :snort:
Anyway, before I get carried away, let me stop here and begin this issue devoted to the topic of hormones. I'm pretty sure we all have something to say...
With much affection,
Gracie
PS Get your ass to the Sex Kitten Store and buy yourself a toy or something... You've been moody lately, and Kat says you need to get off. Sure, it's her cure for virtually everything ~ but that doesn't make her wrong! (And she's after Paranoid Paul too.)
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