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All women must get fake nails A poem by Chloe Jo Berman ~ and a drink recipe *wink* Featured Drink Recipe: Stiletto Manhattan
Ingredients:
* 2 oz Crown Royal
* 1 oz Amaretto
* 1/2 oz Dry Vermouth
* 1 dash Orange bitters
* 1 Maraschino cherry
* 1 Orange peel
Instructions:
Add 1/2 oz dry vermouth in a chilled cocktail glass, and roll the vermouth around the glass; throw away the excess. In a mixing glass with ice, pour crown royal, amaretto, and orange bitters and stir. Strain into cocktail glass, and garnish with orange peel and maraschino cherry.
All women must get fake nails
I suggest all women get fake nails
long
fake
nails
(I have them right now, and I can barely type)
I suggest all women wear stiletto heels
(got 'em on, can't walk)
I think all girls should wear full face make up
(takes me an hour to get out of the house)
Create your own bondage
Put on your war paint
Draw it like a box,
then you can see.
Then you can see.
© Chloe Jo Berman
Chloe runs The Girlie Girl Newsletter and can be found at www.chloejo.com as well as at MySpace.
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