In Bed with a Bear

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I can not be held accountable for what I do when Iím in bed with him. He drives me crazy. I go wild, the noises he makes drive me insane. I just want to pounce on him andÖ

Smother him, kick him, punch him, anything to make him stop snoring. You thought I was talking about sex didnít you? Sorry, Iím talking about my husband snoring, constantly. I now understand why old married couples sleep in separate rooms. Between the baby keeping me up until 3 am and my husband snoring until 6 or whenever, I get no sleep. I have to be up with the older kids at 6:25 am for school, so I donít fall asleep until around 7:30 in the morning. Itís no wonder Iím a walking zombie.

Hubby dear acts like itís all my fault and my problem. After all these years he thinks I should have gotten used to it by now. I canít, Iím a light sleeper and I hear everything. I have 3 kids; I have to be on alert. My kids call it super sonic mommy hearing. If one of my children sneezes or sniffles from the other room I can hear it. Anyway, he actually had the audacity to say that his snoring doesnít bother him at all. If I have my way itís going to bother him. I can easily make his days miserable like he makes my nights. I feel like Iím in bed with a bear, a grumbling, growling, snorting bear using a chainsaw.

Iíve bought things to help him quit snoring but heís a big selfish baby about it. The spray gives him heartburn, the breath right strips make his nose hurt. Boo Hoo!! Iím on the verge of murderous insanity. I have kicked him, punched him, hit him with a pillow and thrown things at him to get him to stop snoring. Iíve actually stood over him with a pillow in my hands, I couldnít do it, but I thought about it. (If he happens to turn up dead one day, delete this, you never read it) I wonder if someone could actually get off with a temporary insanity plea on something like that. Just curious, not planning anything, though I am suffering from severe sleep deprivation right now.

Now that I have vented, I am completely exhausted. The baby is actually sleeping through the snoring so I think Iíll try to get the bear to role over and quit making all that noise so I can get a little bit of sleep.


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