Don't Call Her A Sex Kitten, Call Her A Moderator

Well Sex-Kittens please indulge me, as last night I did something I had avoided for the last 2 years whilst at my local video store, or should that now be the dvd store. Ok the movie place!

I plucked out a movie that every kind of media known to mankind had rubbished since it was made. Of course being a man of good taste that has faith in his own judgment I decided to go for it anyway. I can only assume that the feline company I have been keeping of late, namely none other than frying pan flinger extraordinaire Katwoman, prompted and influenced my choice, not to mention the fact that the star of this particular piece of celluloid ‘infamy’ is in my humble opinion one ‘hot pussy’ Halle Berry.

I first became aware of Halle way back when she was in a movie called ‘A Rage in Harlem.’ I retitled it ‘A Raging Hard On’ for reasons too bleeding obvious to go into.

She has a body to die for and is a truly beautiful, exotic woman, perfectly cast in this movie role. You are never sure on which side of the law she is on. Just like Kat the Pan Wielder, but what decent cat worth it’s salt would give a fuck! This cat like the other with her bad attitude is definitely welcome down my alley anytime and hopefully on my side of the bed.

In this movie she starts out as a dowdy, oddly dressed graphic artist and slowly transforms into a dangerous, sexual, sensual, fabulous feline creature of the night. Like Gracie and Kat if you ask me.

So to I finally became submissive, could it be something that Betti had awakened in me in the interview and my reminiscences of ‘Wonder Woman.’ Well forget all about ‘Wonder Woman’ cause I have just discovered ‘THE’ ultimate female, adult, super hot pussy hero “CATWOMAN” this purring whip wielding Dominatrix is a fucking inspiration, she is a sexual feline of the highest order. Whilst the movie may not be the greatest ever made or the plot a great ‘Whodunit’ it is entertaining and if like me you grew up on superhero comics and wondered if ‘CATWOMAN’ would ever develop into anything, let me tell you she HAS developed, you just have to look at the cleavage on this chick and just for Jake who says he’s an eyes man ‘probably means he cant take his eyes off chicks arses! The make up department on the movie deserve a bloody Oscar just for the job they have done on Halle’s eyes, those eyes looking thru that mask alone could drop a man in a heartbeat (almost as quick as a Katwoman's frying pan), as for her lips well I’d love to go there, but only in my finest dreams.

Well, maybe let's not forget Wonder Woman all together... I just followed a link from Gracie for The Adventures of Chloe and I'll have to look into that!

Wardrobe on the movie must have had a field day I just loved the ‘making of’ footage, the art dept and all of that stuff. Her kit is unbelievably sexy she would be the stuff of wet dreams for 12-14 year old boys and bring grown men almost to the edge of pain.

I had to make do with Linda Carter and her Magic Lasso in my early teens, but in fairness, Linda had a fair pair of tits and I seem to recall and she did a good job of being Wonder Woman - female liberation for super heroes EH! Well not quite like this female known in normal times as Patience Phillips until she dies.

Halle doesn’t do that; she gets into the character with a strut and a flaunt that hits my male psyche literally right between the legs and that screams for bondage by this whip wielding pussycat. She has men in the grip of her claws bewitched by her cats eyes deluded into believing that you could escape at any time you pleased, but really knowing that you never would want to escape from those engaging eyes! And the dream what those lips could do to you as she lapped up the cream!

No doubt my Katwoman would of panned the whole fucking movie, but I really suggest she watch it and think of that villian MM and give him a break!

‘CATWOMAN’ has come a long way since Eartha Kitt the original “purr.” Although still a Catwoman in her own right today. Look her up ladies, EarthaKitt.com, she’d be of definite CATisfaction for you. She is part of your heritage. Check out her songs which are poignant for me An Englishman Needs Time and Just An Old Fashioned Millionarie. I saw her live in '89 -- see my programme here and note the name of the backing band!

I saw her first in a musical called Follies which also ran at the Shaftsbury for a year or so before her one cat-woman show. In this show she sang a showstopper of a song titled I'm still Here and it got a standing ovation and that said it all!

She still had ‘CharisCatic Magic’ I have no idea what age she is today and a gentleman doesn't ask, but she was performing when I was a kid and she's a Tigress no less! Just like the pussy wiv da pan!

Also in this movie Sharon Stone plays the arch villain of whom I’ve been a fan ever since she crossed her legs so demurely on the silver screen ok ladies don’t get ‘catty’ on me all at once, Sharon still does it for me ‘so fucking leave her alone, OK, Your just jealous; like me she’s aging disgracefully.

I read somewhere once written by some smart arse that womens liberation is about to go thru a glass ceiling well I’m still confused by that remark but Sharon certainly isn’t, in this role instead of going thru it she comes right thru it!

If my story ‘A Night To Remember’ was to be made into a film. Halle would definitely be my Nina and Sharon would be my Stephanie and I would still most definitely be me.

I cant believe that Catwoman is not some kind of an Icon at S-K, She can beat up 4/ 5 men at once, leap astonishing distances and she’s a dab hand with a WHIP. Whew! It was all too much for a tomcat such as I.

Katwoman can shift a bit too with that ole frying pan of hers.

As a gem of the silver screen it doesn’t come close to the recent ‘Batman Begins’ but it does stand alone as a sexual female super hero in my mind. Kittens and Tomcats if you haven’t already done so, curl up in a comfortable chair lick your paws or what ever else you can reach, open the wine and watch this gorgeous female of the species kick the fuck out of guys whilst she is also busy looking good!

I’ll have to sign off now as the pussy has got my tongue!

Katwoman is running around in my silver screen, scull cinema beating the hell out of some poor villain known as MM and for my money deserves a fucking Oscar.

I dedicate this piece of Cat littrey to my superhero KAT! Look Kat I mean it in the nicest possible way.

****‘BOING’ honest KAT! ‘BOING’ KAT, Kat, kat please, ‘BOING’ ‘BOING’ ‘BOING’… don’t ever, ever talk to me like that again you Aussie Fuckwit!****

Any body seen ‘My Super Girlfriend’ with Uma Therman will get my drift, Kat gissa kiss…Luv…