What's It's Like To Kiss A Tree And Other Dating Adventures
1. What was the first movie you saw on a date?
I honestly have no idea.
2. Who was the first person you kissed on a date? [First name is fine.]
Tom. Tom was a senior, I was a freshman. Quite a catch he was... even if he did dress like a tree (brown cords and green shirts on a football player with broad shoulders and over 6 feet tall equals 'tree.')
Other things about Tom:
He and his pals called me 'lungs' because of my chest size ~ as if that was more subtle than calling me 'chesty' or 'Boobs Mc Gee'. Not.
He dated me for months (in high school, dude, that's like 'forever'), car rides and visits at my house etc., but never took me to school functions or parties.
We kissed once, and apparently that didn't go to well as he told others (I later found out) that I wasn't a good kisser. Which was confusing if not completely devastating because he kept coming around ~ right up until he took my nemesis, rich-bitch Lisa, to his prom.
Lisa was a skank. I don't know much about her putting out, but she was a filthy low-life. Her dad was my dad's boss and when we moved, they thought it would be cool for we girls to meet as we'd now be at the same school in the same grade. Um, it wasn't cool. It wasn't even comfortable. They flaunted their money and pretended they had class, but we went down to the creek behind our house that very first afternoon we met and she picked a comb right out of the mud and used it in her hair. :blech: She and her sister also found lip gloss (one of those huge Bonnie Bell Lip Smackers, in the favored Watermelon flavor) in the field by the creek and they fought over who would use it first. :shudder:
And Tom thought she was the better-to-be-seen-in-public-girl?!
My sister and I couldn't say anything rude either ~ not because they were popular and we were new, but because we didn't want to embarrass or otherwise negatively affect dad's work situation.
Anyway, back to the kissing issue. Tom had told others that I didn't kiss well, that I was too inexperienced and didn't French properly. Again, this was confusing because his mouth was so tight I couldn't imagine him trying to get his tongue past his own lips to even know if mine would part.
Now, of course, I see that he said this as it effectively kept other guys away while he squired the rich bitch about publicly ~ but at the time, it was just confusing and painful as hell.
Years later, when I was an escort, we ran into each other at the grocery store near my folks house. He asked me out and as he still looked good, my heart fluttered a bit and I said 'yes'. The old school girl part of me was nervous that night... But 15 minutes in, it was how-the-hell-do-I-get-out-of-this time.
3. Where was the first place you ever "parked" (on a date)?
My parent's driveway.
4. Have you ever gone on a date with someone you met via the internet? If not, would you?
Date?! I'm shacked up with him ~ nearly 4 years now *wink*
5. What is the most romantic thing you have done on a first date?
That I've done...? Er, show up?
Bonus (as in optional): Describe the best date you have ever been on.
I don't really have 'best date ever' stories... But in general (and this may surprise you), I love to play board games. And no, I don't just mean 'adult games'. We regularly play board games, card games, etc. at our house and I love to get together with the girls and play games too.
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