Tis The Season For Entertaining At Home

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Get ready for holiday parties with Gracie's top 5 must-have home entertaining items. (Psst! They also make great gifts!)

Gracie's Top Five Home Party Must-Haves:

Need to impress? He, the idiot, invites everyone over for an ultra-swanky classy affair at your place -- the bastard! But you're not worried because you've got this D.I.Y. swan ice sculpture kit and with it you can turn ordinary tap water into an ultra glam ice sculpture. Simply fill with water & put it (and the jerk who invited everyone over) into the deep freeze overnight.

Ice Mold Swan

Got Smokers? With these Retro Spin o matic Ashtrays, just press the button on the top and watch the ashes spin around and fall into the base of the tray for future disposal. (If only getting rid of the rest of the party trash were so easy!)

Retro Ashtrays

Even if your guests aren't sloppy drunks... Protect your furniture, not their feelings with this sex of 6 Buzzkill Coasters.

Each set comes with one each of the following quotes:

You've made your bed, now lie in it
He won't buy the cow if he gets the milk for free
Crap or get off the pot
No babies yet?
You're wearing that?
Are you seeing anyone special?

Buzzkill Coasters

Every party's got a pooper... But maybe lurking inside that pooper is a pervert. Um, that didn't come out right. Err, not that either. :sigh: What I'm trying to say is that even the lamest, dullest party can be brought to laughter and life with games. I highly recommend The Biggest Pervert for any gathering where the guest list is not made up of your Uncle Earl and your boss.

Pervert Board Game

Be a sweetheart, will you dear, and clean up the place. Before guests arrive, after they leave, and even to clean-up spills while they're there, don this gay apparel and be prepared. The Sweetheart Apron and Gloves from Carolyn's Kitchen are pretty and practical. (And sissy houseboys like them too.)

Vintage Style Aprons