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I Want to Suck Your... Soul?
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Truth be told, I believe that spirituality and sexuality are the two most important forces in the universe. Without them we simply wouldn’t exist. No, seriously, we really wouldn’t exist. If this is true, then how can God not be sexual in nature?
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<pubDate>Wed, 03 Dec 2008 00:25:00 CST</pubDate>
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The Wicked Wahine: A Supernatural Story
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An innocent tourist stumbles across a shabby little bar in Hawaii where he meets a handful of Asian witches who do the strangest thing to his dick...
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<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 03:36:00 CST</pubDate>
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Curse you, Donnie Wahlberg, Curse you
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After weeks of meditation on the origin of fantasy, Betti Mustang discovers that the root of her evil mind can be traced to none other than New Kid on The Block, Donnie Wahlberg...
You know you wanna read it, it's like a literary train wreck.
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<pubDate>Thu, 08 Jun 2006 12:00:00 CDT</pubDate>
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Betti Bleeds Like a Bitch
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Betti Mustang bitches about hormones-- namely her period and raw labia.

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<pubDate>Tue, 09 May 2006 07:59:00 CDT</pubDate>
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Poop Murals and other Musings
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Why Betti only draws naked things and the gender of God revealed...
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<pubDate>Thu, 23 Mar 2006 13:12:00 CST</pubDate>
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Betti Mustang's Grab 'n Go Sex Tip 
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Betti Mustang has a snazzy sex-tip for all you sex-kittens out there.  It's called &amp;quot;Grabbing the Bull by the Horn&amp;quot; or, I guess you could call it &amp;quot;Grabbing the Cat by the Tail&amp;quot;. 

Whatever you want to call it, it'll make you popular with the boys.  This, by the way, is what Betti's Magic 8-Ball revealed to be of the utmost importance for the week... 
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<pubDate>Fri, 03 Mar 2006 13:05:00 CST</pubDate>
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Betti's Buttussy and Soccer Ball Bang
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What's so funny?  Trying to find the humor in run-of-the-mill sex...
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<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2006 14:22:00 CST</pubDate>
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Spread 'em Wider, Babe, Wider...
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Betti Mustang lets the cat out of the bag when it comes to her secret life in porn...  Okay, really bad amateur porn, but porn none the less.

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<pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2005 13:02:13 CDT</pubDate>
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