In Praise Of Vintage Porn

Vintage porn is inspiring. For one thing, it’s easier to feel a lot better about your own body when you see real bodies. Sure, these bodies are still the more beautiful among us; but look at this beauty. Big natural breasts that slide as the lay on her ribcage, rather than sit up and beg like plastic balloon implants. (Nipples are supposed to do the sitting up & begging!) There’s a softness to her figure ~ her tummy, her arms ~ that allows for her skin to not be stretched like a goat skin on a drum of bones or hard muscles. And look what else is there ~ it’s our old friend, pubic hair!

When’s the last time you saw pussy hair? I mean in porn, erotica, even art; not your own or your partner’s. …Or maybe I do mean on bodies you can reach out and touch, because the absence of pubic hair in porn the past few decades has sent so many men and women to annihilating all the hair down there that it’s hard to tell the legal adults from the kids.

People seem to live so in fear of the natural stuff now that even a landing strip freaks some out. Seriously. A girl friend, upon deciding “tonight was the night!” asked if she should remove the thin strip because even that much might be too gross. *snort*

I leave mine on as proof of my full adult status and my lusty adult intentions. Sometimes I even show it off behind some sheer panties, like Pat Carpenter here.

It’s supposed to be a dark tangled mess down there. More than a metaphor for the natural wild things to be done, pubic hair serves a fucking purpose. Pubic hair, from mound to anus, protects the skin from abrasion; it’s a barrier against the friction of fucking. I don’t know about you, but I like as much sex as I can get, and I’ll take a pass on the friction burns, thanks.

Also, that Delta of Venus is part of love making itself.

Pubic hair is like other parts of the female anatomy; it ought to be touched, put to good use during foreplay and beyond. Even below the belt, we women are more than a clit and a pair of holes. Wandering your fingers through her muff to discover and explore her pubic mound, her lips… I love it when he grabs the ends like a beard, and gives a gentle (or not so gentle) little tug. Just thinking about it makes me wet ~ and then my wet pussy hairs retain the scent of my musk. That sends a message alright. He loves the feeling of wet pussy hair; that’s his proof of working in the right direction. As a matter of fact, that’s another fabulous thing about pubic hair ~ when you put your hand down her pants, the fur tells you that you’re getting close… If the lights are on, that fur patch still leaves a little mystery… Brings your partner in closer if they want a better look. And while they’re there, they might as well kiss it.

Now any porn with pussy hair is called “hirsute” ~ which is inaccurate and down-right dumb because the definition of the word means excessive hairiness, hair growing where it normally does not. And pubic hair is natural to the pubic area. If you’re a mature human, it’s as natural as can be. We used to be proud of growing those hairs. Hell, finding one of those hairs in the bar of soap used to be a (somewhat inconsiderate) gift from the sex gods. Of course, now more people use shower gels than bars of soaps, but I think you see my point: pubic hairs were once seen. They were signs of adults and adult actions.

Why are we so afraid to show we are mature adults?

Talk about some screwed-up body issues.

And talk about the missed opportunities.

Images: Gorgeous vintage photo via; sexy vintage Joseph Jasgur photo of Pat Carpenter in sheer panties proudly displaying her muff via.

6 thoughts on “In Praise Of Vintage Porn

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  2. You have pretty much explained all the reasons I keep my pubic hair exactly as it was meant to be – bushy and thick. I groom it (hell, I even condition it about once a fortnight!). But I love having it tugged on, run through, felt up. Almost as much as I love seeing it in vintage porn.

    Thank you for a great post!

    xx Dee

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