In Which I Create Erotic Comic Connections

It hit me tonight, as I strolled through some erotic comics (don’t judge; sometimes a toon’ll do ya), that Henry Mitchell, Dennis The Menace’s dad, looked familiar…

Well, obviously, he is familiar because I am familiar with the comic strip. I was thinking that Henry was suddenly hot. Not just cause he was depicted nude, either. I had the definite feeling that I wanted to yank Hank because he was reminding me of some hunk of today… But who was it?

As if ordained by god, the eagle began to scream and there he was, this hunk I was unknowingly, unconsciously thinking of, lusting over: Stephen Colbert.

(If you don’t see the resemblance, just know that Carol Queen sees it too; only I don’t share her pantyhose-ripping dreams of him.)

Given Colbert’s comedic chops, he could very well play Henry Mitchell. Not that the world needs another Dennis The Menace movie, live-action or otherwise. But the world could use a porn parody of Henry and Alice, and who better than Colbert to play the lead male role?

He’s already been in my naughty dreams… Sometimes playing the straight-man, sometimes raising that crooked eyebrow… Sometimes his raised member is crooked and his eyebrows are straight.  But the sex is always as hot as the man’s satire.

Such a porn parody is not that big of a leap, seeing how the comic’s been going these days. Such depictions lend themselves to porn plot lines, don’t they?

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