Masturbation: It’s Not Fucking Rocket Science; Or Is It?

Masturbation, especially for men, is not exactly rocket science; but apparently some sex toy masturbators are.

The RealTouch male masturbator creates a synchronized interactive experience that comes straight out NASA ~ well, out of one of the male minds working at NASA anyway. According to RealTouch product manager Scott Rinaldo, NASA engineer Ramon Alarcon brought them a wooden prototype of the sex toy which promises to take male masturbation “beyond sight and sound” with its patented technology.

The interior of the RealTouch feels soft, with motions that gently flex and squeeze like the real thing. You’ll feel the wetness during penetration and orgasm, thanks to a lube reservoir that knows when and how much to release. You’re feeling the action, not just watching it.

Notice that last part, “watching it.” That’s important to know because this pricey fuck toy “synchronizes the movements, warmth and wetness” to match the acts seen in the RealTouch DVDs and/or on demand videos. There’s also RealTouch Interactive, which combines the use of the sex toy with real-time models (aka webcam girls) who have the RealTouch Joystick ~ and know how to use it. The RealTouch Joystick is “a sensory interface that captures the location, tenderness and direction of a model’s touch in lifelike resolution up to 40 times a second.”

realtouch toy for menThat’s where the real money (to be made and paid) is in this toy because RealTouch won’t work without the movies or the live “models” to help guide the glide. And that’s no accident, because RealTouch is made by the Adult Entertainment Broadcast Network, which is likely to be known to many a masturbator as porn pay per view site AEBN.com. In other words, if you desire to lay back and let a toy do all the work, you’ll have to continue to pay to play ~ or replay the same scenes over & over again. But hey, maybe you are a lazy little fuck who was planning to buy a lot of porn or time with cam girls anyway.

For those who not only don’t mind putting some work into a good fuck but prefer it, for those who prefer to stick with their own movie selections or use their own dirty imaginations, there are plenty of options for your rocket ~ even if you are looking for something with more realism than the always reliable Fleshlight. Meat, meet the Fuck Me Silly line of masturbators.

fanta-flesh Fuck Me Silly Masturbator

These huge adult toys are the most realistic because of their life-size size and because they are made of Fanta-Flesh. Fanta-Flesh is skin-soft and supple, it warms to your body temperature, and has the plump, meaty “heft” of flesh ~ hence, it feels as much like the real thing as sex toy technology is capable of (and is legally allowed) at the moment. And Fanta-Flesh is latex and phthalate free, making these sex toys safe and healthy to use.

Because the Fuck Me Silly sex toy line is life-size, they have some serious weight to them. With Fanta-Flesh Fuck Me Silly sex toys you can spank that ass, spread those butt cheeks, and even hold onto those round hips as you plow into that tight cunt. This solves many of the awkward feelings one has climbing upon and/or entering blow-up dolls ~ and it adds to the thrills when you flip them over to access another hole. (Because, yes, fucking silly means you can pump that pussy and go gonzo on the ass as well!)

Fuck Me Silly Masturbator

And when doing it doggy style, her ass is so plump that the force of your thrusts will cause some bouncing ~ including having her bounce back towards you just as if she was fucking you back!

Life-sized and limbless (unless you go with petite or other models), the Fuck Me Silly toys allow for many options in terms of positions. And there are Fuck Me Silly versions with breasts ~ that you can actually grab onto and tit fuck!

Fuck Me Silly 2 male masturbator with tits

There are Black or African-American versions of these realistic fuck toys too.

Fuck Me Silly Sista! Mega MasturbatorLadies, if you love dick there’s even a meaty Fanta-Flesh life-like and life-sized masturbator for you: the Fuck Me Silly Dude! Mega Masturbator.

fuck me silly dude cock riding adult set toy fanta-fleshHe’s 25 pounds of torso and cock, and he’s ready for you with his hard, 8 inch long, 1.75 inch diameter rocket of a cock. Hey, he’s even waterproof so you can fuck him in the shower or bath and turn a long hard bad day at work into a long hard good night at home!

There’s even a trannie version of these realistic masturbators for the best of nearly all worlds.

Fuck Me Silly! Mia Isabella Trannie Toy

(The bi-curious and those couples looking for a safe way to experience a three-way might also wish to meet these toys and fuck them silly too!)

So, if you’re looking for a great way to blast-off, check out Fuck Me Silly toys; and remember that while these realistic masturbators may cost more (more than even the RealTouch toy), you won’t be tied to purchasing extras or as limited in your other fucking options either.

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