Sunday Funnies: Grandfather Clock Edition

Sorry to disappoint those of you looking for some hot grandfather clock pendulum action. But you’re no worse off than poor grandma here, who finds herself with the same old swinger. A sad Christmas gift, in a sad little holiday stocking. You can personalize this card too.

grandfather cock

Sunday Funnies: Decking His Balls

In a twist on BDSM Santa’s use of a Christmas tree, some femdommes make their own human Christmas trees out of a male submissive ~ including decking his balls with hot wax and using his cock as candle holder.

hot wax at christmas with male slave

femdom uses man as human christmas tree