Saucy Saturday: Retro Hetero Couple Edition

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On a quasi-related note (and not to ruin your Saucy Saturday with too much thinky stuff)…

I remember a discussion I had not long ago with a gentleman who was surprised that I had gone about a dozen adult (and sexually active) years before seeing an uncircumcised penis. He thought because I was in the US that I’d seen many of them ~ believing, in fact, that majority of American men do not have circumcised cocks. I was surprised at that notion. But here are some stats and info, should you be interested.

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Hot Flash Fiction Friday (Kinda): The New Pet

His girls had been begging him for a kitten for years now. So when Bob found this stray, he felt compelled to bring it home. Yeah, he knew that all the work that went into a pet would fall to him. But with this kitten, he just didn’t think he’d mind that at all.

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Inspired by animated GIFs found at Smoke + Mirrors.

Alpha the Robot Abducts Queen Zorine Of The Nudists

Not to become the sexy robot blog or anything, but who can pass up a photo ~ and a story ~ like this one from the 1935 San Diego Exposition?

A grand event thrown to help boost morale and the local economy during the Great Depression. Among the hundreds of exhibits, the ones best remembered are Alpha the Robot, a “mechanical man” created by Harry May representing the cutting edge of mid-30s robotic machine age modernist technology. At some point during the exhibition, Alpha wandered away from the Palace of Science and found himself at another exhibit, that of Queen Zorine and her harem of nudists who were frolicking about Balboa Park. This unique and delightfully strange picture shows Alpha “abducting” Queen Zorine.

Authentic vintage photo currently up for auction here; via.

Alpha the Robot Abducts Queen Zorine Of The Nudists

Bikini Bling

Seeing Pookie in her bikini gives me ideas… Probably not the same ideas as most people, but…

I do believe I am going to start putting rhinestone pins and brooches on my swimwear. Not because men need any extra bling to draw their attention to my bust, but because if someone stares too long I can turn my chest into a weapon by using the sunlight off the sparkling stones to blind them ~ temporarily, of course.

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Looking For Mad Men Fan Fic Porn? Tomorrow It’s Here!

Tomorrow morning (April 23, 2015) Erika Lust brings you a most awesome Mad Men fan fiction porn!

Here’s a sneak peek at Poppy Cox playing a girl obsessed with Joan Harris, and her very glam vintage sex hook-up with Alexei Jackson.

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Looks like someone is working so hard they have to eat at their desk. *wink* But it doesn’t look like the secretary minds at all ~ look at her hold onto that desk… Look at that orgasm face! What are you waiting for? Get over to Lust Cinema and join so you can be among the first to watch it!

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Saucy Saturday: Nicole Oring Vs. Monica Foster Catfight Edition

Scenes from a bikini catfight between Monica Foster and Nicole Oring:

Monica Foster has been talking a lot of shit around DT lately. Apparently she has been spouting off about how no Asian girl could ever beat up a black girl. This has pissed off Nicole Oring immensely. Nicole confronts Monica while Monica is working out. The look on Monica’s face is one of absolute fear.

Nicole Oring Vs Monica Foster

Nicole Oring's feet on Monica Foster's face