Saucy Saturday: Try My Boyfriend

We all know women talk dirtier than men ~ and we are quite happy to brag about our sexual exploits. We are especially happy to brag about our lovers. But what happens when your friends dare you to prove it? Well, that’s what happens in Try My Boyfriend.

XCONFESSIONS // Try My Boyfriend Sneak Peak Trailer from Erika Lust on Vimeo.

Another great porno film from Erika Lust of Lust Cinema. This one is filled with plenty of oral sex ~ and humor. Stars Anastasia, Zazel Paradise, Miyuki Son, Lina Bembe, Natalia Ferrari, and Jay Smooth.

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Sunday Funnies: Anal Flower Power Edition

Not to be all about the human behinds and farts this week, butt but…

My man, @CR_LF on Twitter, runs Red-Blooded Thing and he’s now found a new entry in his “Flower Farter Series” of female nudes ~ which is rather as it sounds: nude women with flowers upon, or inserted into, their bums. Yup, just as if their assholes were vases.

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I suggested he try to work with some sort of floral-packed pun, or coin a new word (perhaps “vass” for vase ass?) for this series of backdoor floral artistry; however, he prefers to stick with more base thinking:

Yes, I’m eight years old. The “flower farter” designation is very literal to me. I imagine, just before the camera’s shutter clicked, she farted and then – *pop!* – she produced a flower. That look on her face means, “oh pardon me – wait, what was that noise? Do I smell carnations?”

To me, the whole erotic flower arranging on female backsides thing begs the question, “Does it smell any sweeter?” Ah, that would likely depend on whether you have eproctophilia or not…

If you dig the erotic flower arrangements, you can find all the Flower Farter Series posts here: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ~ yes, nine so far. And keep an eye out on the WTF posts for more to spring up. So I guess this is a real thing now. It’s all I can do not to make jokes about plowing the rich back forty. Oops! I guess I just did.

Saucy Saturday: Vintage Stockings Edition

Lingerie lover and PSO, A Slip Of A Girl, wears a vintage ivory satin bullet bra with a matching ivory satin girdle (with garters, of course!) over pink full-cut panties while putting on a pair of vintage nylon stockings. You can go here to get the 26 rare photos in this series. This photo set was previously only available to VIPs, but for a limited time only you can snag all the stocking pics. You can also follow her on Twitter @SlipOfAGirl.

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Sex Kittens On The Prowl!

Via A Slip of a Girl, I discovered Isibella Mircalla Karnstein (aka Little Skylark) and The Chateau: Catgirl Manor ~ where I then found this Christmas video of sex kittens! If you love the look, you can get the kitty cat pet look with cat ears, collars, and fluffy tails at Sexclectic. (Discount codes here.)

A Reminder About Sex Worker Issues

call girls in jaipurIt’s a busy time of year, so it would be understandable if you had missed the International Day to End Violence against Sex Workers last week. But, thanks to the Internet & hashtags on Twitter, you can catch up on all the facts, stats, moving stories, and input from escorts and other sex workers, as well as their friends, families, advocates, and allies.

This is an annual event, held on December 17th each year, which calls attention not only to the hate crimes committed against sex workers worldwide, but the need to remove the social stigma and discrimination which puts sex workers at risk. The (red) umbrella event also works to address violence, stigma, and discrimination against transwomen, women of color, drug users, and immigrants.

No doubt such improvements would make things better for clients and the rest of the population as well.

I urge you to take the time to educate yourself on the issues ~ and mark your calendars for next year.

Because this is a worldwide, international event, the lovely image is from Jaipur escorts.

Saucy Saturday: Bailey Knox Makes Sexy Christmas Cards With Boob & Toe Prints

Bailey Knox poses in pretty red lingerie ~ trimmed in feathers ~ before baring breasts and toes to make holiday cards for fans.

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Escorts & Selling Sex In The Land Down Under

Not long after I retweeted the link to the transcript of Hungry Beast‘s interview with National Classification Board member Greg Scott about the Australian rules regarding nudity in Unrestricted Category publications (which raise a plethora of questions, not only in censorship but in terms of female body image, especially down under), long-time reader Mike asked how this might affect sex workers in Australia.

brisbane escorts tease in lingerie and heelsWhile I’m no expert on things Australian, I expect it has little, if any, impact. For while sex work, including escorting, is legal in Australia, I doubt sex workers are allowed to advertise in publications like Cosmo. (Here, in the US, you can’t even advertise sex toys in such publications ~ even if editorial covers the subject.) I’ve reached out to those I know who live or work in Australia for their input.

But even if sex workers are allowed such means of promoting their services, I doubt many of them would opt for using nude photos. Savvy escorts know that tease is more of a marketing draw than explicit photos. For example, the photos shown here. They are random examples taken from profiles of Brisbane escorts and Perth escorts.

And while we are speaking of Aussie escorts, the Daily Mail has a feature on Australian sex workers talking about their diverse client bases.

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