A Valentine For Male Chastity

“All keyed up to ask you to be my valentine!”

Suitable to send your femdom or other keyholder; as well as for kinksters into BDSM.

Vintage valentine for sale here; via TrailerTrashGrl.

Sunday Funnies: He Must Suffer! Femdom Coloring Book Edition

He Must Suffer! A Femdom Coloring Book by Darla Hallmark. Twenty drawings of men suffering at the hands of women in creative ways that you can color ~ or have your little submissive man do it for you.

In case you didn’t understand…

ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY NOT FOR CHILDREN!!! (not for some adults either)

Via @TrailerTrashGrl.

he must suffer darla hallmark bdsm femdom coloring book

Fetish Art You Can Wear ~ If You Dare!

What’s better than sexy fetish art? Why wearable fetish art, of course! It’s like fun fetish fashions you can actually wear ~ and move in! Here’s some fantastically fun kinky wearable art from fetish & kink illustrator Siobhan. You can find these in her shop: TheThingsIDraw.

kneel bitch tee

femme fatale tank art by thethingsidraw

My favorite is the “Roses are red, Violets are blue. And soon the bruises on your butt will be too!” pencil skirt. Yes, the ass is on the back of the skirt too!

bdsm pencil skirt

kinky black pencil skirt

Hold The Phone! It’s Time For A Sex News Round-Up!

Sean Ferguson on phone Normally, I just curate/post all the short bits & bobs in sex news at Scoop.It; but as several recent stories seem to have connections & require more context and comment, here’s a sex news round-up.

To keep the phone idiom going, let’s start with phone sex news. Phone sex consultant, Lynn, was doing some research for a client and discovered that of all the countries in the world, the one from which the most (Google) searches for “femdom” and related fetishes is… (drum-roll) Syria! Talk about your cultural taboos & hypocrisy. The connections to the Arab Spring and current terrorist events are pretty obvious too. (While you’re there, you may wish to check out some of the rude things phone sex callers do to their PSOs. Shame, shame!)

Remember last year, when we talked about the whole “men like to mate when the weather is cooler” thing? Well, on the flip side, economists look at climate change (aka global warming), less sex, and what it may mean for the planet’s population.

No mention of climate change as the reason, but folks in Japan are having less sex. Well, at least they are having less sex with other people, anyway. For we know the Japanese are heavily into masturbating (all that JAV porn, tentacle porn, and other delicious Japanese weirdness) ~ and masturbation is sex. While we might suggest that all the fab Japanese kinky masturbation material is to blame for less interest in sex with a partner, experts say the systemic gender inequality is the culprit. And this so-called sexual apathy is going to fuck up the world economy.

The sexism in Japan may be horrible, but overall it is better than China’s general attitude towards women, where the single child rule has led to putting girl babies up for adoption ~ and female infanticide. Surprise! The pay off is a large gender imbalance, creating a plethora of “bare branches”, as the bachelors are called. One economist’s suggestion? Let men share wives. Note the patriarchal tone ~ including in the ensuing outrage. Who knows, perhaps matriarchy will be the result?

Matriarchy in China isn’t merely a matter of crossing one’s fingers and hoping either. Already, Chinese men are willing to dig deep and spend $2,500 on sex dolls, not only as a replacement for a female in their lives, but so as not to seek sex workers or otherwise commit adultery and anger their wives. No mention of women who may prefer sex dolls of their own.

Speaking of women and their power, anthropologist Dr. Sarah B. Hrdy has been studying the topic of female aggression. Yes, she found we have it. One of her statements, “that suppression of female sexuality is by women, not necessarily by men,” confounds a bit ~ as it rather suggests that women in a male dominated patriarchy aren’t compelled to comply to male standards.

However, in that same article, Dr. Christopher J. Ferguson, a psychologist at Stetson University, stated that research shows women are not so much affected by media images as they are by the appearance of peers and other women around them (even more so when men are in attendance). This rather supports what I wrote years ago ~ at least as far as the media images part goes. See: Body Image In Art, Porn & Media.

But Ferguson & others still seem to align with Hrdy’s position; i.e. that women act as “mean girls” to control one another. Ah, but since they repeat themselves, I will as well. Women are still living in a male dominated society and therefore will seek to survive and thrive under the paradigm of the patriarchy.

While I still have you on the line (Get it? I’m back to the phone puns!), I’d like to direct you to this article about virtual sex options (it also has excellent tips on privacy & safety for clients too).

Image Credits: Sean Ferguson at Temptation of Eve

Sunday Funnies: Halloween Humiliation Edition

Trailer Trash Angel proves she’s so not your Angel with it comes to phone sex, relishing in creating very twisted fantasies. This is especially clear with the Halloween Challenge she posted this year, in which she instructs callers purchase two of these Dobby the House Elf masks which submissive male callers will wear while performing on cam for her. Why two masks, you ask? Angel says, “One for your ugly face & another to hide that sad little sock puppet cock of yours.”

ugly dobby servant mask

That sort of twisted Harry Potter cosplay seems humiliating enough ~ but Angel takes it even further:

you may just impress Me if you find an even smaller one to put on that wee willie! I mean, there are options, like taking the head off a Dobby figure and placing it over that button-cock of yours. Look, this one even has a sock! And a diary, symbolic of your loser confessions.

Hey, it’s also poseable! So get two of those; I have other bad ideas…

If you think that Malfoy was cruel and sadistic to poor little Dobby, well, you just haven’t met Me yet. I assure you, I’m far worse. I can make a loser pig cry on cam in less than 10 minutes. …And yet, they beg for more!

Dobby the House Elf Poseable Action Figure with Diary and Sock

If you and your “Dobby-dick” are up, erm, ready for such a challenge, you should book your session asap; according to her Twitter feed, it’s booking fast.

Submit and Like It Too!

Why does he look so unhappy when he’s getting what he wants? Too much of the male submission art is spoiled (for me) due to his sulky, poor-me attitude.

Maybe it’s part of the package for some men. They want to feel mistreated so they can think of her as the bitch, the mean one. But, the fact is the FemDom fantasy is directed by the men. Especially in this image with her huge boobs and the lack of a wedding dress. It’s one thing for him to be nude and chained up but… what real woman would go to her wedding like that! (Unless it was a nudist themed wedding – and how many of those have you been invited to?)

I like images which show the man is valued and he knows it. I like things to be a two way exchange, not focused on him and leaving her wishing she had brought something to knit while she reads his script. The Domme needs to be involved, personally and liking it. Otherwise, she’s the one who will be in the image with the hangdog, bored, and sulky attitude.

http://bestfemdomart.tumblr.com/post/104622309739/femdom-marriage-comic-cartoon

Femdomme Friday Fashions

Via the number one phone sex Tumblr site, I found this post and then the fabulous shop called Female Supremacy, which features some fab femdom fashions ~ as well as a number of items for their submissive partners. These are a few of my favorites…

Bonus: If you’re not familiar with Zazzle, you should know that there are numerous style and color options ~ for both men & women ~ and you can customize the shirts, complete with pet & power names!

these boots front

femdom trampling tee

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get down at my feet femdomme tank top

this is femdom bdsm tee

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men_might_kick_ass_shirt

but women kick balls

i_serve_my_domme_t_shirts-for submissive males

cuckold men's tee shirt

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Vintage Little Jewel Medieval Male Chastity Preserver “For the Errant Knight”

A vintage or retro boxed male chastity device from the 1970s called the Little Jewel Medieval Male Chastity Preserver, “For the Errant Knight.”

Vintage Little Jewel Medieval Male Chastity Preserver For the Errant Knight

I know with the name, graphics and all I’m supposed to be thinking “Medieval torture device” ~ but for some reason, calling a cock cage a “chastity preserver” reminds me of nautical tales of throwing a life preserver to the proverbial “man overboard.” Of course, a cock cage is exactly what your chronic masturbator needs to keep him from going overboard. …Now I am thinking of The Love Boat‘s Lothario in residence, Doctor Adam Bricker.

Anyway, this vintage cock cage with its punny little hanging jewel appears to be a novelty item and not for for actual use. The seller only notes one specific:

Box measures approximately 6.5″ x 3 3/4″.