The Biological Drives Behind Some Holiday Food Traditions

Yesterday, my man and I celebrated Steak & BJ Day ~ with a few modifications. We do not really celebrate Valentine’s Day. (I am, after all, a “curvy man.”) Our Steak & BJ Day rather combines the two holidays, perhaps… It begins with me going down on him, pleasuring him orally, as foreplay before the big event ~ which, yes, is vaginal sex. After that, we eat steak. Simple? Yes. Delightful? Absolutely.

And it’s not necessarily reserved for March 14th, either.

But this whole idea of food and holidays has me thinking of a recent study.

This study showed that when women found themselves with an attractive male, they opted for healthy foods ~ yet men exposed to an attractive woman opted for expensive drinking and dining options.

This does not surprise me one bit. (Not many of these sex or attraction studies do, frankly.)

It makes absolute sense to me that women faced with a potential attractive male mate would be thinking about their health. And not because I believe that women are trying to “be skinny” or otherwise trying to conform to media portrayals of female bodies [insert rant here]. Such conclusions are tedious. Not to mention that making such an assumption is a big leap; “healthy” doesn’t equate “skinniness.” Let’s stick with the notion of health, shall we.

Most of the things we consider to be signs of female beauty are actually flags for fertility. It’s only natural ~ part of our species biological imperative ~ for women to be considering their health when presented with a potential mate.

Similarly, men, who have identified a genetic beauty worthy of insemination would be interested in showcasing their status as excellent providers ~ a la sparing no expense in providing a large display of food and drink.

Again, you can call it sexist, but there’s science and biological drives behind it all.

So is it any wonder then, that women would want men to display their monetary protector/provider status from time to time ~ including honoring anniversaries and “made up Hallmark holidays” like Valentine’s Day?

Here’s a tip, menfolk: If you want her to be more sexually available, try showing her what a big providing man you are. It could be food or chocolates; it could be jewelry. It could be a car. But gifts are always good. Even if Especially if it’s not even a holiday.

 

Get Your Manly Goods Delivered

Dear men,

You can now have your food, socks, boxers, condoms and snacks delivered to you. For you.

Mantry delivers food and recipes geared to men. Past boxes have included a pizza party and bourbon BBQ theme. Once you sign up and decide which option you want for boxes delivered (1, 3 or 6) food will be sent to you every two months.

Manpacks ships all the essentials to keep men in underwear, razors and even lotions to keep you smelling fresh. Shirts too, but no pants… that did make me wonder. At least you won’t have to go entirely butt naked or barefooted with a monthly supply of socks and boxers or briefs.

CaptureI think someone at Manpacks has a sense of humour placing thickening shampoo right after fresh balls.

A Woman’s Place Is In The Kitchen ~ Making Tit Cookies

SweetSanctionsLLC makes these busty cookies. However, if you have a heart-shaped cookie cutter, you can make them too. Just cut-out a v-neckline and decorate.

Personally, I’d make a pearl necklace of white frosting and ad some Red Hots for the areolas and nipples. But maybe I’ve been looking too long at Dr. Suzy‘s Bukookies. (For more on Dr. Suzy Block, see these posts, 1 & 2, in the old SK archives!)

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Taco Or Beer Challenge

tacos beers abortion By now, you’ve likely heard about the Taco Or Beer Challenge. (If not, it was started by Andrea Grimes, rather as a joke, and has taken root. Via.) It’s pretty simple: eat a taco &/or drink a beer, take a video of yourself (much like the ice bucket ALS challenge), and then donate to an abortion fund.

Here Martha Plimpton challenges a few of her friends: the delectable Sarah Paulson, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Eric Gilliland.

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Today is the day that the latest installment in the Senran Kagura series for the PlayStation Vita will be released in Japan. The game series is already known for its busty ninjas fighting action, a…

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Is A Sushi Vibe Redundant?

Putting raw fish by yer, well, raw fish may be redundant ~ but when it’s a Japanese pocket vibrator keychain, this kitschy “bad taste” item is also good fun. Besides, it may be loaded with double entendres, but these sushi vibes are over 40% off.

Available in Toro (Tuna), Tako (Octopus), Tamago (Egg), and Ebi (Shrimp). A Japanese sex toy, available for sale in North America & elsewhere via Toy Demon.

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