Warning: Choke Hazard!

Despite the lifelike appearance, ethereal beauty, and being “endowed with soul”…

This doll, with the perfectly molded internal structure of vagina, is not for children under 3 years old.

WARNING:
CHOKING HAZARD
Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Yes, it’s the small parts which make this sex doll inappropriate for children…

Hot For Teacher? Even Hotter For A Tit Job?

As a big-breasted girl, I know full well the power of a titty fuck. Since I can’t be everywhere, you might want to find a readily available substitute. And, since we’re speaking of “substitutes,” here’s a substitute teacher to help you with your busty naughty dreams: the Oppai Teacher, aka the Huge Boobs Teacher Deluxe Toy.

This Japanese masturbator has a pair of pleasure holes (onaholes) as well as a bountiful bosom for paizuri (titty fucking).

Unlike some other life-size (or nearly so) fuckable sex dolls, you have realistic breasts to play with.

I’m not exactly sure what makes her a “sexy teacher” ~ maybe it’s the glass test tube between her breasts… She’s a science teacher! She’ll blind you with science, baby!

But we can all get behind the idea of a teacher sex doll, right? Especially when this nearly full sized sex toy can also be used doggy style!

Made in Japan; but you can order it here and have it sent to you in the USA. Yes, it’s safe to use; 100% phthalate-free materials. Lotion is included too, so there’s nothing to stop you!

Sweet, Wet, Eroge Dreams

Love Japanese eroge? Are you a huge, hardcore fan of the Starless Nymphomaniacs Paradise, specifically? Do you love the eroge degradation and rape-fantasy play so much you dream of being house servant Sawatari? Well, then have I got some pillow covers for you!

Here’s MILF Marie Mamiya:

Seishojo Pillow Cover STARLESS NymphoManiacs - Marie Mamiya

Here’s the terrible maid, Sachie Asagiri:

starless maid Sachie Asagiri hentai

You can find more of the naughty pillow covers here.

All pillow covers are illustrated by Seishojo. They are made in Japan from high-quality 2-way, silky Tricot, measuring 500 × 1600 centimeters. NOTE: The actual product is uncensored, so you can, err, snuggle as intimately as you wish. (After all, pillow covers and pillows are the cheapest ~ and easiest to clean ~ version of sex dolls.)

bratty hentai eroge STARLESS Marisa Mamiya

What’s Japanese eroge? The word eroge itself describes what it’s all about; the word combines the two words “erotic” and “game.” So eroge is the genre of visual novel games, aka pornographic Japanese video games. You might also call them hentai games, or H-games for short, as everywhere (but in Japan) the word hentai is taken to mean adult animation.

[Technically, in Japanese, the word hentai does not refer to any media genre, but rather refers to any perverse or bizarre sexual desire or act. However, the truth of the word won’t stop anyone marketing anime or manga style pornography using the hentai label.]

There’s also an animated adult series of Starless; here you can find the whole compilation of Starless 21st Century Nymphomaniacs.

STARLESS 21st Century Nymphomaniacs hentai

“Person’s Sports Fitness Spats”

“Person’s Sports Fitness Spats” is Japanese, or translated Japanese, for “bike shorts.”

person's sports fitness japanese bike shorts

And the fascination in Japan is not because the Japanese are all about those 1980s trends cycling back into fashion:

One of the more esoteric fetishes in Japan has to be for girls who wear bicycle shorts (also known as “spats”), a tight form-fitting athletic apparel that accentuates every curve. It is popular for girls in Japan to wear them under their skirts for warmth or to ward off panty gazers, but (un)fortunately “spats” have become a fetish unto their own.

You knew it had to be a fetish, right?

anime bike shorts

Gotta love the retro 80’s neon orange ones; but there is something to be said for the flash of pink

Sailor Moon Cosplay Just Got Sexier ~ & In Time For Halloween

Maybe you don’t know your Sailor Moon from your Sailor Neptune ~ but that’s OK, anime or hentia cosplay can be fun anyway. According to adult cosplay site Storybook Whorehouse, Japan’s version of Victoria’s Secret, Peach John, is making sexy little Sailor Moon lingerie sets. Apparently these bra, panties, and skirts sets sell out fast. And are not easily gotten in the US. But this site has them ~ for now. So get your fandom on, while teasingly exposing your fanny.

sailor moon narikii bra set sailor neptune

Is It Hot In Here, Or Is It Just This 4th Of July Sex Toy & Asian Porn Sale?

Toy Demon, the best place in the USA to get honest-to-goodness Japanese sex toys & videos (DVD & Blu-ray), is letting you keep the fireworks going a lot longer ~ they’re throwing a July 4th sale.

Use the following codes to save site wide:

5% off 2+ items with code: id2Sale
10% off 3+ items with code: id3Sale
15% off 4+ items with code: id4Sale

Sale ends at July 6, 2014 at 11:59pm Central Time.

2014 4th of july sex toy sale

Big Breasted Ninjas Cooking Game With Breast Expansion Fantasy Play

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Today is the day that the latest installment in the Senran Kagura series for the PlayStation Vita will be released in Japan. The game series is already known for its busty ninjas fighting action, a…

Gracie Passette‘s insight:

Another amazingly nutty and sexual Japanese game.

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