Sunday Funnies: This Should Make You Come

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This Should Make You Come…

Phone sex is a very private, very fun, cock-tale party :p

You are invited!

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(via Vintage Risque Novelty Box This Should Make by GustophersCorner)

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The Sex Kitten Arousr Review

While apps like Tinder allow you to message one another, they are designed for real world hookups. You join Tinder via a Facebook login, after all, which means your real identity is exposed. Even if you take precautions, there is risk that your friends, family, coworkers, etc. will know what you are up to. These days, if you want your sex to be really safe, you need more than a condom to protect you from STIs; you need to protect your heart, reputation, digital privacy, etc.. But nothing combines the pleasure of orgasm with the ultimate safety of masturbation via virtual sex. So why not grab your phone and get sexting with a stranger?

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This is where Arousr comes (or cums) in. It combines the erotic thrills of casual sex with the confidential anonymity one loses too easily in this digital age. Grab your mobile phone and text the Arousr number of the chat host of your choice (or use the free app), and you’re ready to have the safest sex via sexting anonymously. You can even share photos. It’s kind of like the chat rooms of yesteryear, but with greater privacy, the ability to be mobile, and the assurance that you are sexting with a legal adult.

What’s more, you can also elevate your sexy texting to phone sex and even video chat. In many cases, you can also get video clips to enjoy while the hottie of your choice is unavailable ~ for some credits, of course.

Arousr is clearly aimed at male users. But then, aren’t most sex services? Bonus points, dudes who use Arousr, for being horny and sending your dirty thoughts and dick pics to someone who is legal, willing, and waiting instead of harassing someone who is not interested.

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Joining Arousr is relatively easy ~ just be aware that your user name cannot be more than 10 characters long (if it is, you’ll need to reload the page to enter a new/shorter handle; otherwise the page won’t let you hit the register/submit button). While chat hosts are required to provide proof that they are of legal age, users are only required to put in the year of their birth and agree to the terms of use. This potentially allows underage users, but most of the chat hosts are savvy enough to not offer any explicit photos or videos for the free chat, at least not right off the bat.

Most of them will click to activate “Premium Mode” before such adult acts. This means the free sexting with that person stops and that you’ll need to spend credits to continue the action. There are no tricks here. You’ll get a notice that states, “Replying to this message will put you in Premium Mode.” This means that if you wish to continue the conversation, you must reply to the message with your PIN code. Then, and only then, will you be charged the 10 credits for each message sent from that chat host. If you do not wish to pay to continue, do not answer the message; you can then simply move onto another member.

When you join, you get 100 credits added to your account. At 10 credits per text, that’s 10 free sex messages.

What happens when the credits run out? Why, you must pay for credits, of course.

You can invest as little as $15 or as much as $100; in any case, it comes out to about 5¢ per credit. To help those of you who are mathematically challenged (either by nature, or due to arousal and blood flowing away from your brain), that comes out to 50¢ per text message. If you’re going the phone sex route, that would be $1.40 per minute; video calls are typically higher.

Overall, Arousr is aces. Additional details on Arousr, a TelePass company, can be found here.

If you are interested in becoming a paid chat host, women as well as bisexual and gay men can earn 50% of the take. Apply here.

Missy Monroe On Cam Tonight

The lovely Missy Monroe has tweeted she will be on cam tonight! You can find her here. (Give the page a few seconds to load her cam.) But I see she’s also signed in at NF too!

https://twitter.com/realmissymonroe/status/592913497173798913

Monica Foster: From CamGirl & CatFighter To Porn Star & Back Again

You might know ebony porn star Monica Foster best from her first feature role in the porn parody of The Cosby Show called Not The Cosbys XXX (2009).

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In her role as as “Claire,” Foster relived her own college years with a flashback to having some hardcore interracial sex in her rather 70s dorm room.

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What you might not know, however, is that Foster was a computer geek whose sex work career began by being sent on a service call to fix a fax machine ~ that fax machine just happened to be at a strip club. The very next day, Foster quit that repair job. After doing some research, she became a stripper, discovering her exhibitionist side. Not long after that, Monica took her computer skills and graphic design background and put them to work with her stripping knowledge to create her own amateur adult site, posing for pictures, making videos, and being on cam.

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Not only did her site bring in enough money to support herself, but her popularity was growing. So much so, that Foster was invited to the 2005 Diva Search run by the WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment)  in Los Angeles. She didn’t get far in the WWE search, but Foster did get a gig with DT Wrestling ~ where she continues to be on the roster for “Custom Matches.” (Photo below is one of DT’s topless catfights featuring Foster against Kendra James ~ one of the dirtiest wrestling matches in DT history.)

Kendra James Vs Monica Foster

After 35 adult film scenes, Foster left the LA porn scene and returned to her roots. As a verified adult performer at NiteFlirt, Monica Foster continues to show of her tight 34C-24-34 body on cam as well as chatting on the phone as a PSO. You got a stick you want to shoot at Monica? You can now give her a call.

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Phone Sex & Sex Work: What’s Loyalty Got To Do With It?

At Divorce Darling, our very own Darla ponders the question, “What loyalty does a paid sex worker owe to a client?”

Her conclusion that sex workers are not loyal is a wise one.

A sex worker owes no more loyalty to his or her clients than any other business owes their clients. Sex workers have to compete for business and court clients via marketing, offering good customer service, and, of course, providing the sexual services as good or better than advertised. But being “loyal” would make for a business with one client. Would WalMart, McDonald’s, or The Hilton survive with just one client? Nope. Such loyalty is not a business model; it’s a personal or romantic relationship ~ “a relationship.”

Phone sex and other virtual sex services are, as we discussed, masturbatory. Real world flesh sex services may not seem so purely masturbatory ~ but they are not relationship sex either. And that’s why any sex worker who provides companionship services similar to those of a girlfriend offers or sells them (as our friend Rose does) under the label of The Girlfriend Experience, or GFE. That’s honest. Because what’s for sale is the experience, not an actual girlfriend, loyal or otherwise.

But Darla thinks this lack of loyalty is unfair. Or at least she worries that callers and clients will find it unfair.

To me it seems a self centred thing. But, worse it is likely to leave these men disillusioned.

In short, if you pay for sex you get what you pay for and not more than that. You don’t pay by the minute and get a whole lot of loyalty.

This sort of thinking is based on an assumption that men who pay for phone sex, or the professional services of any sex worker, actually want loyalty. To paraphrase Tina Turner, what’s loyalty got to do with it? Loyalty, that’s actually the opposite of what these men want. Sure, there’s an exception to every rule; but the business of sex work, the commerce of sex, is all about not having “a relationship”, just a business relationship.

whats-love-got-to-do-with-itPaying phone sex callers or clients of any sex workers services are, typically, smart enough to know that they do not want (or perhaps even deserve) a relationship. Including one based on the traditional markers of loyalty or love. Perhaps they work too much. Maybe they are selfish with their time. Some have commitment issues ~ not necessarily from any immaturity or a “bachelor attitude”, but perhaps they have recently lost someone or otherwise are in no place to participate in a relationship involving emotional intimacy. Then too there are those who simply want the entertainment experience of living out a sex fantasy. This could even be people who have loving, healthy, committed, and, yes, loyal relationships ~ they just happen to want to masturbate with the help of a phone sex operator. Or three times a year they need to crossdress in front of a virtual stranger and be humiliated because their spouse won’t do that. And then, of course, there are all the possible health reasons that make a full sex life with someone you love uncomfortable or even impossible.

There are a myriad of reasons why paying for phone sex makes sense. Ditto other professional sex services. To most ~ if not all ~ of these clients (and their partners) even the slightest notion of any loyalty is undesirable. It’s actually a burden.

Phone Sex Domination with a German Accent

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Brains and sophistication are sexy. Do you like a little German accent? I lived in Germany until 2 years ago when I relocated to the states. Strict and sensual, kinky and clever.

I love phone calls and I love Voices.

While I love a lot of things I am NOT submissive. You do not have to be sub but do not call me if you are “dominant”.

Source: MyPhoneSite

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Sunday Funnies: 4 Out Of 6 Village People Preferred The Backside

Those statistics refer to which Sex Over The Phone single cover, front or back, the Village People liked best. Of course, I am only guessing. But I think there’s data to back it up. *wink*

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Dragon Lady Toenails?

Quib asks if referring to an Asian phone sex & camgirl Mistress’s feet as having “Dragon Lady Toenails” is racist.

At the time of this posting, the PSO in question, MzKim, has not yet replied. However, a sex worker like MzKim likely has played with far worse fantasies.

Over a year ago I wrote about “Yellow Fever” and sexual fantasies regarding Asian women. Overall, I agree with the advice given to Quib. But I hope MzKim finds the post and replies.

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Missy Monroe Is One Trashy MILF

Missy Monroe, along with Mr. Pete, feature in Axel Braun’s Trashy Milfs from Wicked.

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It’s the latest release from Monroe who has made nearly 600 films and earned numerous AVN Award nominations.

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While the 36 triple-D blonde porn star has often been noted for her innocent girl next door looks, it’s her apparent lust for hardcore action and squirting which make her a fan favorite. And this is exactly what you get from Monroe in Trashy MILFs.

During the past year, Missy Monroe has also joined NiteFlirt, offering private cam sessions as well as dirty one-on-one phone sex. If you’ve seen one of Monroe’s films and have always wanted to join her in the action, this might be as close as you can get. Maybe you can even make Monroe squirt like she does in Trashy MILFs or, as shown here, in Supersquirt #3!

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While there, catch some of Missy Monroe’s “goodie bags” which offer everything from selfies and movie pics to nudes and other naughty photos.

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Ahchoo! Spring Has Nearly Sprung… So Have The Boners

Spring may remind you of the birds and bees, but what makes the world go ’round is the pollen itself. Well, the plant-sperm filled pollen getting deep enough inside the female floral genitalia bits to reach the stigma. Bees, of course, help. So does the wind. But in any case, that pollen (and other bits in the air) create that joyous thing we call seasonal spring allergies. For some, calling it “joyous” it sarcasm or even cruelty. Ahchoo Ahhh, but for others, well, this is the sexiest season of all. I am speaking of those with a sneezing fetish, of course.

sneezeWhether a person delights in their own sneezing or the sneezes of others, Spring brings so many delights…

It might be the sight, the sound, and, yes, even the dainty damp-mist touch of a sneeze that is arousing… It might be that breathy build up followed by such a violent and uncontrollable release. Perhaps all of the above. (I’ve even heard from a number of men how they like the idea of a girl sneezing and peeing her panties a bit!)

Experts remain varied in their responses to sneeze fetishes.

Some have never heard of such a thing. One one hand, it is not so remarkable when you consider such a mild-mannered (yet possibly rude, should a person not employ a handkerchief) fetish is likely to drive a person to seek help. On the other hand, why do you think folks were so into snuff back in the day?

sneezing sexy lacie pso videoOthers feel the fetish is simply a matter of a sneeze being physically and psychologically so in parallel with an orgasm. Others believe it’s a matter of one having sneezed or heard a sneeze while masturbating during those critical formative years. Still others believe that, like virtually any other fetish, it’s just too individual and complex to really be traced to any source.

In the end, does it matter? If I had a sneeze fetish, I’d be ecstatic that I literally had such cheap thrills!

If “Gesundheit!” brings you or someone you love closer to God, you may wish to check out the Sneeze Fetish Forum. And should you be so unlucky as to be without a person muddling through allergies this season, phone sex operator & camgirl Sexy Lacie is standing by.

sexy lacie sneezing on friends breastsShould she be sneezing for another, don’t worry ~ she has a number of recorded sneeze audios for you to enjoy. She even has videos! (Sneezing on her friend’s tits video?!)

Sorry, I haven’t found a man selling such things… Too bad. I bet that income is nothing to sneeze at. *wink*

Images via Sexy Lacie.