Onaholes: The More The Merrier?

Hey, Hannah Smothers & Cosmo, if you think that the 3fap three-hole masturbation toy for men is confusing and upsetting, well, you must have missed this Fucking Ageist Cantaloupe Sex Toy from six years ago.

While the 3fap offers three holes (mouth, vagina, & ass) the Wet Sucker Setsugekka Orgy Onahole suggests an orgy of one man with at least three different women who each will wait their turns… There are three pussy onaholes, each representing three a woman of a different age, and one, apparently ageless, asshole.

The Setsugekka predates the 3fap by six years.

See Also: What’s an onahole?

Merry Clitmas, Everyone!

My greedy little femdom findom friend, Angel, alerted me to these beauties from Penelopi Jones.

the clitoring clit ring

Handmade of precious metals in New York City, the collection consists of rings, pendants, and earrings. And, yes, that is a cit you are seeing ~ in fact, this jewelry is an anatomy lesson:

This provocative little anatomical form, mysterious yet oddly familiar, is a subtly stylized representation of a thing we all know, yet may know surprisingly little about. Until very recently both science and culture have misunderstood and often ignored all but the very tip of it. Our jewelry is inspired by the form of the newly rediscovered full internal clitoris. The sensitive little button at the top of a woman’s vagina is apparently just the tip of the iceberg. What lies beneath the surface is vastly more complex and fascinating. It contains eight thousand nerve endings at its tip that permeate throughout the vulva suggesting that even vaginal orgasms are technically “clitoral.” Over a lifetime a clitoris can increase in sensitivity and size seven times. The armlike appendages are the the “crura,” they form a wishbone-like shape that we like to think of as a tuning fork, a device for sending and receiving vibrational energy, possibly for exploring the resonant structure of the universe.

PenelopiJones has hand crafted these jewelry objects as a fun and elegant conversation piece to help you illustrate to your lovers and friends a greater understanding of the miraculous structure of the internal clitoris. May it serve you as a talisman for extraordinary orgasms!

And you can take 15% off of sterling silver rings and pendants until December 28th with promo code clitsmas.

Keep up with other deals and news from P on Twitter at @penelopijones.

Here’s Looking At You, Vanessa del Rio

If you’re a fan of Vanessa del Rio and her films, you should know that the legend is auctioning off memorabilia from her fabulous career. (She will personally autograph the items for the buyers as well.) Here are but a few of the fab finds currently available. (Before you get lost in looking, note the following: More on Vanessa here. And, hey, Vanessa del Rio has an active Twitter account!) Tip via A Slip Of A Girl.

classy vanessa del rio in fur

vintage classic vanessa del rio in panties

classic porn poster girls usa vanessa del rio samantha fox

peek a boo vanessa del rio nylons

vanessa del rio art by steve harris

steve harris art vanessa del rio nude in stockings

vanessa del rio in bondage stockings boots

busty vanessa del rio corset stockings nude

Buy and Sell Pussy Juice

For all those times you want to be intimate with each other and the vaginal fluid of another woman.¬†The company says there are no risky elements to this but… I still don’t want another woman’s “juice”. It would be a turn off.

This isn’t meant to be a lube, it’s just being sold that way.

pussy lube

Source: PUSSYJUICELUBE.COM, 100% NATURAL LUBE JUICE

Reusable Feminine Toupee

Kitty Carpet: reusable downstairs toupee is a female merkin or pubic hair wig that makes a funny gag, prank, joke, white elephant, or stocking stuffer.

CaptureSource: Kitty Carpet: reusable female merkin toupee

Available in dark, light or pink… for those days you want to be extra special.

Men are not left out…

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Sunday Funnies: Men Describe And Draw Their Ideal Vaginas

Sexperimental LOLPervs got together a group of men and asked them to describe and draw their ideal, or perfect, vaginas. Featuring Stephen Keefe of Vice, Jason Altidor, Francois Nguyen, and Travis Batzer.

Via Salon.

A Rose By Any Other Name… Is Still A Vulva

I’m sure with one glace you’ll recognize the vulva or yoni in all her glory, but a vintage ad from 1975 asks you, “Do You Know What The Flower Of Life Really Is?”

LOOK CLOSELY…
WHAT AN ATTENTION GETTER!

Break the ice — or start a conversation at the same time with this beautiful, eye-catching piece of Jewelry.

Everyone will have something different to say about it…

The epitome of sexuality, “THE FLOWER OF LIFE” pleases all… a lovely blossom for which all men yearn and to which they return time after time… after time.

Designed by a famous voyeur with a love of nature, this erotic pendant is designed in bold 14K gold plate on a fine 18″ chain.
Goes with any outfit!

RUSH YOUR ORDER
and be the first one to show it… like it is!!!
Even better — get two — one for your mate and one for you — THIS IS TOGETHERNESS!

vintage retro flower of life vulva jewelry advertisement

Odd phrasing aside (and some of it is quite odd), I’d like to point out a few things.

Firstly, and sadly, the seller of the ad does not mention what publication it was in… Was it a woman’s magazine or a men’s mag? In reading & rereading the sales pitch, I can go either way. Whatever the publication, it must have been a relatively mainstream hetero-normative one as the ad copy clearly did not recognize that not all men yearn for, let alone return to, such a lovely blossom as the female yoni.

The same 1970s feminism which encouraged women to use mirrors to look at themselves (including in group sessions) often mentioned LGBT rights. To be sure, feminism hasn’t always been as inclusive as it could have been; then or now. But then not all feminist groups were pushing the whole mirror thing either. It was rather radical. But then, as I mentioned, the 1970s was a very confusing time.

Some women gathered with mirrors to look at their vaginas and tell themselves how beautiful they were ~ a grown-up version of Free to Be… You and Me. Others, who presumably had already done the mirror thing, met to discuss sex as power, how women had it and that it was OK to use it ~ and if he didn’t respond to it, he was likely gay. And that was OK too. As was the fact that you might not only find women succumbing to your sexual power, but you might prefer it. All of this likely sent more than a few women back to the mirror with questions.

…And while Cosmo told us that it was OK to go to an orgy, they did so while telling women what to wear ~ which really seemed to send the message of dressing for others, not of the freedom portended.

…The cognitive dissonance was huge

I can only imagine how wearing “The Flower Of Life” vulva necklace played out. Likely it was as mixed as the old risque t-shirt designs. I’m sure everyone would have something different to say about it.