Warning: Choke Hazard!

Despite the lifelike appearance, ethereal beauty, and being “endowed with soul”…

This doll, with the perfectly molded internal structure of vagina, is not for children under 3 years old.

WARNING:
CHOKING HAZARD
Small parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.

Yes, it’s the small parts which make this sex doll inappropriate for children…

Good Parenting

Vanessa Fuchs, proprietress of adult store Sassy Sensations, shares a story:

Fifteen years ago, a visibly uncomfortable woman came into one of her stores looking for help. But she wasn’t there for herself; she was looking for a sex toy for her daughter that would allow her to experiment with her sexuality in a safe way.

“To tell you the truth, I had tears in my eyes. The other customers who were walking around and overheard, had tears in their eyes,” says Fuchs. “I said, ‘You’re amazing. I admire that you don’t feel comfortable in a store like this, and yet you came for the benefit of your daughter.’”

Now that’s sex positive parenting.

Hot For Teacher? Even Hotter For A Tit Job?

As a big-breasted girl, I know full well the power of a titty fuck. Since I can’t be everywhere, you might want to find a readily available substitute. And, since we’re speaking of “substitutes,” here’s a substitute teacher to help you with your busty naughty dreams: the Oppai Teacher, aka the Huge Boobs Teacher Deluxe Toy.

This Japanese masturbator has a pair of pleasure holes (onaholes) as well as a bountiful bosom for paizuri (titty fucking).

Unlike some other life-size (or nearly so) fuckable sex dolls, you have realistic breasts to play with.

I’m not exactly sure what makes her a “sexy teacher” ~ maybe it’s the glass test tube between her breasts… She’s a science teacher! She’ll blind you with science, baby!

But we can all get behind the idea of a teacher sex doll, right? Especially when this nearly full sized sex toy can also be used doggy style!

Made in Japan; but you can order it here and have it sent to you in the USA. Yes, it’s safe to use; 100% phthalate-free materials. Lotion is included too, so there’s nothing to stop you!

Get Lucky, Save Some Green

Just a heads-up that there’s site-wide sale at Sexclectic: up to 35% off, March 3, 20016 – March 17, 2016 ~ just in time for Saint Patrick’s Day festivities. Yes, Virginia, there’s more to St. Patrick’s Day than green beer. You’ve got your shamrock pasties and green wigs ~ not to mention the after-bar goodies, like Irish creme flavored massage oil, green sex toys, and clover nipple clamps. Hey, even stuff from those pots of gold!

Save even more with these exclusive codes:

Use code SEXKITTEN and take $10 off orders of $50 or more.

Or use code SKWAY to take 15% off any order.

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Sunday Funnies: Sing Along Edition

The Autoblow 2 has been upgraded to the Autoblow 2 + and there’s a new sing along song to help you learn about the new features. Like the first jingle, also by Chicago-based singer-songwriter David Safran, this catchy little promo is supposed to maximize word of mouth marketing about the masturbator that simulates a blow job. *wink* Just try to un-hear “the Autoblow 2 has been upgraded; it’s a perfect time to be fellated!”

You can find my man’s review of the Autoblow 2 here.

What Goes Best With A Little Black Dress?

Adria models black heels, a pair of bangle bracelets, with her pared down classic little black dress look.

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Of course, Adria is also a fashion risk taker: She wears a white bra and no panties beneath her classic little black dress.

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Adria also believes the perfect accessories for a classic little black dress are a big old zucchini and an even bigger dildo.

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Nifty Nostalgia For Your Naughty Bits

If you’re of a certain age, maybe even younger, you’ll likely recall the old Sit & Spins and the Hoppity Hop Balls… For those of us who had some pretty nice sexual awakenings on those toys, the iRide conjures those old naughty nostalgic notions…

iRide sit and spin hoppity hop

Sunday Funnies: Get Hammered Edition

Both CR/LF & TrailerTrashGrl pointed this gem out: The Night Stick And Hammer With 2 Interchangeable Heads Vibrating Sex Tool.

sex hammer

This interchangeable vibrating pleasure system comes with two heads for a true multi functional tool. There are 12 vibration functions for powerful stimulation. Made entirely of body safe materials, the two attachments are made of pure, matte, soft silicone, with just the right amount of firmness. Choose the contoured hammer head, or something more insertable with the ribbed night stick.

From Tom of Finland, so it comes with a free collector print. And yes, this sex toy is phthalate & latex Free ~ so it is safe to get hammered. Get shopping discounts here.

Get An Early Start On Black Friday & Cyber Monday Sex Toy Sales!

The Black Friday and Cyber Monday weekend sales are starting early at Sexclectic! Starting today, Wednesday, November 25th, and running through Monday November 30, you can save up to 35% off the wide selection of quality adult toys, lubes & lotions, movies, bondage gear, lingerie, novelties, and other gifts. Safe, discreet, and with live help on-site too.

Plus, there’s still the steep discounts of up to 70% off of clearance items.

Is what you want not on sale? Use these exclusive discounts!

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Why Wait For Black Friday Or Cyber Monday? Save On Adult Gifts Now With These Coupon Codes

If you’d prefer to get your shopping done sooner, rather than latter, while the selection is strong, use these exclusive discounts and shop at Sexclectic ~ a very discreet shop with one of the largest inventories of sex toys, sexy lingerie, and adult gifts, all at the best prices.

SEXKITTEN $10 off orders of $50 or more.

Or use code SKWAY to take 15% off any order.

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