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Gracie
Makes Men Drool




Posted 01:32am 10-17-06 (Score: 3, 'You Don't Say! ')

Prompted by Louise's gem of a post:

I remember being so drunk I couldn't walk, standing in a line full of teenage boys (I was a teenager at the time too, so don't worry), watching them pee.  I think it was one of my first real good glimpses of a cock.  Well, cocks.  I passed out not long afterward.  Not from the glimpse at the dicks--they weren't that pretty!  But I was just so drunk, I made it up the sand to the car and fell on my face.

Ahhhh, memories.......

I now ask you to each tell your memory of the first time you saw cock.  (If anyone wants to reminiss about the first time they saw pussy, feel free to start a new thread!) 

 

 
Louise
Kitten In Training

Posted 01:41am 10-17-06 (Score: 3, 'You Don't Say! ')

ROTFLMFAO!!!!  I needed that laugh sooooooo incredibly bad right about now, Gracie!  Ahhh, I love you gal!

 

Louise xox

 

 
tony sacre
Marlboro Man

Posted 02:17am 10-17-06 (Score: 3, 'You Don't Say! ')

If anyone wants to reminiss about the first time they saw pussy, feel free to start a new thread!) 

Surely you don't spell reminiss like that do you?

Good God Gracie! don't encourage me, am I allowed to use the cunt word now that the rough girls have come amongst us at S-K?Smile Dont worry fellas it comes off with a damp sponge!Cool

If so tell Angie and Kat I have your Gracious indulgence   *** Bows and scrapes like some sycophantic, melodromantic wanker boy***  I kinda like that name, some irate Copperhead Rose bird who's name escapes me for some reason springs to mind, But she certainly PURRS and gives her Organ a lingering fingering!

Hi ya Lousey Bummer, now look what you started. I like you. You and Gracie should take me out on the town one night and then carry me home. I'll show you mine if you show me yoursWink Oh! shit I'm having too much fun, this is the greatest place. Where else can I write, draw, meet  new friends, insult old friends, have a laugh and get beaten about the head with a frypan on almost a daily basis, except at home!

YWTFIC (guess, it's a 6 letter acronym) clue starts, Yours with... 

MM  

 

 
SarannaDeWylde
Kitten In Training

Posted 03:30am 10-17-06 (Score: 3, 'You Don't Say! ')

Well, let me see. It was on Skinemax... I was supposed to be getting the Disney Channel in my room, but alas, that isn't what happened. It was this really weird flick about Japanese twins that had butterflies tattooed on their asses and they kept switching out with each other giving this guy a blow job...

All I could think was that it looked like a hot dog and how did they get that thing that far in their mouths w/o biting on it...

 
Kat
Makes Men Drool



Posted 08:45am 10-17-06 (Score: 3, 'You Don't Say! ')

First time I saw cock I was 10 and in catholic grade school. We had a 'special class' on girls and boys and their body parts and functions. How babies were made etc.... I just sat there and laughed. the teacher asked me what was so funny and I said, "They make a baby with that? I thought they just peed out of it!"  Poor teacher had a hard time keeping a straight face. 

But the first time I saw a real cock...I was 13...in a tree house with 4 girls and 4 boys, smoking cigs and drinking a bottle of saki that my friend tammy stole from her parents liquor cabinet. We were playing spin the bottle for showing titties and wieners....Yeah, we use to call it a weiner....LOL!

 
Gracie
Makes Men Drool




Posted 12:43pm 10-17-06 (Score: 3, 'You Don't Say! ')
The first time I saw cock, I was extremely disappointed.

I must have been about 8 and the neighborhood kids & I  were all playing kick the can that day.  This game included several kids not just from our block, but one block over.  The younger boy we knew a bit, but his older brother was like 'old', about 15 or 16.  He was trouble, as the parents would say.  But it was daylight and we all had permission to play on our block and one block in either direction.  (Man, it sounds like I lived in Mayberry! lol)

Anyway, some of the kids left to go inside but 2 other girls and I went the one block west to play over on the boy's street.  We started a game of tag, with the older boy being 'it'.  Eventually he cornered me and then made me an offer:  Did I want to see his snake?  If I came into their garage he'd show it to me... No, if I came I wouldn't be 'it'; the game would resume after I left the garage, with a 'count to 5' lead...

I was expecting a garter snake (or better) and this was a break in the game ~ so yeah, boy did I!

I followed him into the garage; he went to the back where it was dark and I stayed by the open door where it was well lit so I could see this snake well.  He turned and came back cupping his hands in front of him ~ and man was I disappointed.

That fleshy small thing?  :snort:  I was expecting a cool reptile for gawd's sake!

No, he didn't ask me to hold it.  No, he wasn't hard.  But I left pretty quick and went home.

Yeah, I felt creepy and dirty 'cause I knew that he was being bad to show me, a little kid, his private parts.   His definition of 'snake' was not one I'd known or ever expected, but I still felt funny... not ashamed exactly, but sad that this was how I'd seen one.  And I knew at my age, sans any brothers, I shouldn't have seen one.  I knew it was all wrong.  And that he was creepy.

And I didn't like being tricked.  Not just because it was 'wrong' but because I (even then) thought I was cool enough to know everything ~ how did I not know what snake meant?  And I probably was more than a little embarrassed wondering if he assumed I knew what it meant and thought I was interested in 'that' or if he now thought I was stupid.  But I had played it rather cool ~ I didn't panic or anything.  I just said "Oh, OK.  Count to five and then leave," and left.

But I do believe he knew what he was doing ~ even if he had no idea how to control the situation past luring me in there (thank the gods).

I never told my parents.  But when I heard he went to juvie, I didn't ask why; nor was I anything but relieved.  Not just that I wouldn't likely see him again (which I never did), but that no other little kid would be tricked or be made to feel icky either.

Yeah, first times aren't always good times lol  

It would be years later before I would see another cock ~ and before I would accept anyone's offer to see a reptile Tongue out
 
Louise
Kitten In Training

Posted 03:35pm 10-17-06 (Score: 3, 'You Don't Say! ')
That would be an unpleasant experience, indeed!  Ick, glad you got out of there before the guy could try anything else.  Kind of makes you wonder what the guy grew up to be! Ekks!
 
Kat
Makes Men Drool



Posted 08:54am 10-18-06 (Score: 3, 'You Don't Say! ')
He's the "snake handler" at the local jail.  Tongue out
 
Gracie
Makes Men Drool




Posted 11:28am 10-18-06 (Score: 3, 'You Don't Say! ')

LOL Kat

I worried my post brought the thread donw, now others should feel free to post ;) 

 
dominirican
Kitten In Training

Posted 06:27pm 10-21-06 (Score: 3, 'You Don't Say! ')
 
dominirican
Kitten In Training

Posted 06:30pm 10-21-06 (Score: 3, 'You Don't Say! ')

first time i saw a cock was in the boys locker room, my gf's dared me 2 go so i did and i saw an uncircumsized one, but i got 3dollars for it lol

 
tony sacre
Marlboro Man

Posted 09:57am 10-22-06 (Score: 3, 'You Don't Say! ')
The one eyed trouser snake no less!
 
Gracie
Makes Men Drool




Posted 11:10am 10-25-06 (Score: 3, 'You Don't Say! ')
$3 for a look at uncircumsized cock?  That was good money then ~ & now lol