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Astrology and Me
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If ever a concept seemed perfectly suited for a woman like me, it's astrology. I just can't dig it, man. Here's why.
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<pubDate>Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:15:00 CDT</pubDate>
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In Which I Reflect Upon Giving Up My Fertility
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Having my tubes tied is something I've planned and even dreamed of for many years. Oh, the freedom to not care where a man's sperm gets deposited within my body! And what a glorious thought--never, ever having to experience the too-familiar pangs of worry when my period is late. Now as I prepare to give myself this freedom and glory, I'm surprised to find myself more reluctant to part with my fertility than I expected.
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<pubDate>Mon, 05 Mar 2007 06:15:00 CST</pubDate>
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In Which I Attempt the Impossible
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I must be insane to tackle this one. There are pirates to blame--first, a conversation with the Untouchable Object, followed by the serendipitous discovery of several blogs and articles on the very same subject. With nothing but my own past relationships to guide me, I make this attempt to define &amp;quot;love.&amp;quot;
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<pubDate>Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:42:00 CST</pubDate>
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Dating Nice Guys When the Bad Boys Turn Me On
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Oh, how I have heard the wailing and gnashing of teeth from men. In a nasal, whiny voice, &amp;quot;Why do women always go for the assholes who treat them like shit? Huh?! I guess women like being treated bad, even though they say they want a sweet, sensitive guy, cause they always go for the dickhead every time and then come crying on the shoulder of the nice guy.&amp;quot;
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<pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2006 21:15:00 CST</pubDate>
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Homewrecker
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Few chauvinistic words get me as riled up as this one.
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<pubDate>Mon, 20 Nov 2006 12:50:00 CST</pubDate>
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True Love Waits
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My best friend Ro told me once that she signed a True Love Waits contract when she was young. It was kind of a funny story. But it made me curious to know... is that TLW thing still around? 
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<pubDate>Wed, 08 Nov 2006 15:00:00 CST</pubDate>
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118
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Lately I’ve noticed weird lurching, pitching, pausing and just general freaking out in my chest. My heart. I know what it means when it does this. Last week I stepped on the bathroom scale and confirmed: 118 lbs. Any time my weight drops below 120, my heart throws a tantrum.
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<pubDate>Fri, 06 Oct 2006 08:25:00 CDT</pubDate>
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Women in the 20's
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The twenties was a fascinating decade for women. During that time we became, in many ways, what we are today. 
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<pubDate>Mon, 11 Sep 2006 10:20:00 CDT</pubDate>
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Tess on Safety
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Until I was 32 I never experienced any violence in my life.  Well, that's not entirely true.  During the abusive marriage, there were escalating little episodes of violence which I didn't recognize for some reason, until they became too violent to be ignored.  But even in those circumstances I didn't know terror or feel that I might die.  I wasn't left with bruises or broken bones or cuts.
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<pubDate>Tue, 01 Aug 2006 10:43:00 CDT</pubDate>
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Confessions of a Sex Kitten
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To be a woman in touch with her sexuality is a mixed blessing. I would not trade it. Yet I can't deny the price is often more than I want to pay.
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<pubDate>Sun, 02 Jul 2006 23:16:00 CDT</pubDate>
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